Once upon a.................

[bakersfieldpethead]

Once upon a terd

While walking down the road, mr. terd and I sang Christmas songs
We sang them all day long
Terdy Christmas songs

We laughed and played in the snow, and all though
The snow got terdy,
It got smelly

That was the last Christmas I spent with mr terd, I flushed him down the toilet,
round and round and round he went down the white bowl, he waved goodbye as I closed the lid for it was hard to part,

Sure I�ve seen his family, but it�s just not the same with out him��.

I miss you Mr. Terd

Have a Very Terdy Christmas