Virus..... Important read it!!!!!
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2003 1:22 pm
If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it
IMMEDIATELY. Do
not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it
will also
delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards.
It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on
your VCR
and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you
attempt to
play.
It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL
CAUSE YOUR
TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
expecting
company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair
with
Rogaine.
If the "Bedtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98
environment, it
will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged
in
dangerously close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses
and
pillows, it will also refill your Skim milk with whole milk.
******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ******* And if you don't
send
this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your
right
leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending
sparks
that will ignite the person nearest you. Send to everyone.....
If you are a blonde, this is a joke...
IMMEDIATELY. Do
not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it
will also
delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards.
It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on
your VCR
and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you
attempt to
play.
It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL
CAUSE YOUR
TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
expecting
company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair
with
Rogaine.
If the "Bedtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98
environment, it
will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged
in
dangerously close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses
and
pillows, it will also refill your Skim milk with whole milk.
******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ******* And if you don't
send
this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your
right
leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending
sparks
that will ignite the person nearest you. Send to everyone.....
If you are a blonde, this is a joke...
You've been hanging around here too long. 
