Idiot King's 700th Post

[bakersfieldpethead]

I�m using my 700th Post to announce the following

Monday December 12th I will start a possible long term job in Fresno, CA. I will be moving to Madera, CA just 30 miles north of Fresno.

Q. What does this mean and what does this have to do with the price of tea in china?
A. Nothing that I can think of

However, (yep another However)��BakersfieldPethead (the name, not the smell) may be changing soon. Being that I won�t live in Bakersfield anymore, I�m asking your opinion. Many of you have come to know that �Bakersfieldpethead� is just not a name, it�s a position and an official duty voted on by the Petheads. I ware the name proud, but should there be someone else in Bakersfield that is a Pethead and Me living in Madera�..I would gladly hand it to one that is responsible enough to irritate the living poop out of people to make them laugh.

So please post your reply�s below this box.

[Fakersfieldpethead]

What is this? My ole arch enemy moving? So I see that I finally wore you out eh ole buddy? Couldn't stand the heat anymore?

Some of you thought I was gone, never to return. But I lurk in the shadows.

I am the two year old's runny nose. I am noise that your car doors make when they haven't been properly lubricated. I am that chunk of spices that clump together in the bottom of a Dorito bag. I am the crash you computer takes when you are in the middle of trying to burn a cd. I am ... The Fakersfieldpethead!!!!!!!!!

I warn anyone laying claim to the name Bakersfieldpethead that I, fakersfieldpethead will swear on a box of Hostess Twinkies that you shall rue the day that you excepted such an offer. Rue, rue I say!!!

P.S. Didn't Enosh win that name fare and square a couple years ago? I believe the agreement was to relenquish the name back to him in the event that you could no longer fullfill your duties as Bakersfieldpethead. AHA! It is I Fakersfieldpethead who shall have victory by stealing your moment of glory from you! The name rightfully belongs to Enosh. Maybe he should hold a contest of some sort to crown the next Bakersfieldpethead!

Are you reuing yet? Rue I say rue!!!!

Long live

The Fakersfieldpethead!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[seichu kaisho]

Lei � il Re d'Idiota? Molto piacere conoscerLe, io sono Pizzo Spaghetto, il Re di Cioccolato.

[bakersfieldpethead]

But At Last…….(although I’m responding almost 5 years later)

I was but in Madera for a Month and a half, 2 months at best and made my way qui’ly …..qui’ly I say Back to Bakersfield and thus restored my ice house in the middle of the pond.

I, Thee Bakersfieldpethead Rue over crime, Rue I Say!!!! and shall at last make people pee their pants again for I’m Super! I’m Special! I’m Not We Tod ED!!!!

I am Bakersfieldpethead!!!!!!!

And thus I use my 780th post to respond!!!! Yikes I need to get posting

[bakersfieldpethead]

It smells as something

[Dan]

Steven I want you to return my video collection!!!!

[separateunion]

Steven I want you to return my video collection!!!!

Wow...

[bakersfieldpethead]

You're twisted Daniel!!!

Somehow I knew that would come up sometime, but not from you

[Dan]

[bakersfieldpethead]

It's only a matter of time.....so

I KNOW!!!!! EMAIL ME!!!!!

[Dan]

So that was never resolved Bakes, that's a shame.

[bakersfieldpethead]

So that was never resolved Bakes, that's a shame.

Does not mean it won't be. It's in a safe spot, and I have no intent on keeping it from her, I think she knows that. I did tell her that I was going to put it on DVD, but I've been having problems with hardware and software issues on top of other things.