01. Everything in me says to do it, but the other part says no
02. I debated about it to myself and believe me I was in complete agreement.
03. who am I? what am I? where’s the bathroom?
04. If I could learn to speak another language it would be that one with the clicking sounds. Just think of the hit I would be with knock, knock jokes.
05. I woke up around 2am one morning with gun shots going off in my neighborhood, everyone in my house was hitting the floor just in case they started aiming for the house, the only thing I could think of is “dang it, why didn’t I flush the toilet before I went to bed?”
06. Everything in most fast food restaurants comes down to “Meat, Cheese and Bread, with a side of potatoes”
07. TBN preachers keep saying that if I give them all my money that I would get more money back…..hmm what if I mailed them a booger?
08. I think I would have to laugh if I saw “tbn” on NASDAQ
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