I Woke Up

[bakersfieldpethead]

I Woke Up

I woke up one morning, and you were gone,
I thought about you, all day long,
I searched through cloths, even the mail not knowing where you had went,
It was Sunday after all and no mail could have been sent,
Then by late that night, I looked over by the bathroom door,
To find you, my bath robe lying on the floor,
I was so very, very happy and really, really relieved,
I know that you�re my bath robe because the name tag said �Steve.�

This goes out to all of my home boys and girls that can�t find their bath-robes. It�s a common mistake in America and around the World, so we need to really be there for those that miss-place their Bath-Robes.

[Petrafan4life79]

Bakersfield, you're a trip!

[epdc]

if there were an "steven is a very creative stupid" LOLOL

[Michael]

Bakersfieldpethead has no pupils.

[Pethead1]

I lost my bath robe once. My dog got it. Well I had to gat another one

[Shell]

Ya gotta admit it's entertaining. I thought I held the cornball title though. Let this be a warning of what happens if you hang out here too long.

[SamScales]

Oh, my........you either are up waaay too late like me.......or, you are just plain bored. Guess it could be both, since we don't have anything better to do than post on threads about bath robes! I don't even own a bathrobe........I used to as a kid, though. It was red and really really soft and cozy.........gosh, the memories you brought up........SIGH.

[bakersfieldpethead]

Yah, nothing like a bathrobe, so you don't have to dart to the bathroom without any cloths on, in case you are busting to go

[epdc]

never wondered why Donald Duck wears a towel when he gots out of da shower but when he changes of clothes he doesn`t wear anything down there? LOLOL

I read it somewhere.

[SamScales]

HAHAHAHA, Elo, I never thought of that. You are right. Maybe he doesn't wanna drip water all over the place off his duck feathers after he took a shower! Who knows!! LOL.

Well, I love to wear my baggy t-shirts and sweats or shorts, so guess that replaced my nice cuddly red bathrobe. Amazing how comfy those huge t-shirts can be and an old grungy pair of sweats,

[epdc]

that duck donald theory you made, interesting

I don`t have a bathrobe ....HAHAHAHAHAHA blah, I don`t know, anyways I just can`t imagine myself wearing way, isn`t uncomfortable??

[Shell]

Oh, I love my bathrobe, it's an old terry cloth thing that I should probably get rid of, but it's so comfortable. I like those big old T-shirts too. I'm small, so I almost drown in them.

[Petrafan4life79]

Speaking of big tshirts..I love 'em, too. What really irks me, is even though I'm fairly skinny myself, I like to wear XL's. Well, at past jobs when they'd give me a work shirt they'd look at me funny when I'd ask for an XL. I had one manager comment, "Are you sure that won't be too big? You'll drown in it." Um, I know what size I wear, hello!

[Shell]

It irks me when you order food at McDonald's or something and they say, "Will that be all?" No, I don't know how much I want to eat. Oh well. I guess they want to make sure they have all the order. They do that at the checkout line in supermarkets too.

Oh, I know, let's make this into an "it irks me when" thread. We haven't done anything ridiculous for awhile, it's about time for some nonsense. LOL.

[SamScales]

Shell, they prolly wanna sell ya more food. Cos sometimes when you ask people that, and specially when you make a suggestion, they just think about it and then they say: "yeah, why not, add it in". Bingo!!! You made another sale!

Jeff, I WISH people would say that to me: XL is too big!! SIGH!
Well, Warren and I decided we are gonna work on our weight and start exercising more! .....hope we stick with it.....

I used to have an old black pair of sweat pants. LOVED those things.
They were the softest and most comfortable fitting pants and they didn't look bad either. They had holes in them too, didn't bother me a bit.
But then eventually those holes got bigger and in places where they didn't need to be and sewing them didn't make sense any more either, I eventually had to throw them away. Gosh, what a funeral service that was!!! I will miss them forever....................