First order of business

[bakersfieldpethead]

We shale all sing

Ready follow my rear and clap your hands but not on me

To the old tune of �Old McDonnald Had a Forum�

(Everbody stick your chin to your chest and make it look like you have double chin disease, or either that no neck. Now sing the following lyrics while blowing spit bubbles).

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah�..Ble Bly Ble Bly Blow
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah�..Ble Bly Ble Bly Blow

(Look at your neighbor on this part)
with a
Blah Blah Blah and a Blah Blah Blah.
thpppbb Blah thpppbb Blah thpppbbb hawk thhhwww Blah Blah

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah�..Ble Bly Ble Bly Blow

Enjoy this song and practice it daily with your spouse or a relative or friend
Use Gas at least twice so you can substitute �Blah� (that�s going to hurt). And don�t swallow at any point during �Old McDonnald Had a Forum� you need all the spit you can lug up.



I�m Bakersfieldpethad and I approved this song

[epdc]

That`s my bakersfieldpethead LOL.

[SamScales]

Oh, my...............

Now that's a song idea we can do with a whole AUDIENCE at the coffeehouse tomorrow nite! Thanks for the tip!

[bakersfieldpethead]

Make sure to use the chin part

[SamScales]

Oh, I don't haveta worry about doing the chin part on purpose. It's a natural look for me!!

Gosh, the spit was flying everywhere..........
It's really fun when you do it with people who wear glasses..........