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Pethead1 · Post by **Pethead1** » Tue May 25, 2004 6:30 am

Hands of Time!!!

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,

"What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.

Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
life."

"Where's Kerry's clock?" asked the man.
"Kerry's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.

epdc · Post by **epdc** » Tue May 25, 2004 10:36 am

who`s kerry???????

Shell · Post by **Shell** » Tue May 25, 2004 10:40 am

He's a wonderful

person running for president.

Hahahahahahahaha. Cute joke, I've heard that one but it was Clinton instead of Kerry.

epdc · Post by **epdc** » Tue May 25, 2004 10:42 am

LOLOL!!!!!!! i will use it if you guysdon`t mind and i`ll put my president`s name on it hahahahahaha.

Michael · Post by **Michael** » Tue May 25, 2004 1:02 pm

Two hydrogen atoms were walking down the street. One says to the other, "I just lost an electron!" The other one says, "Are you sure??" The first one says, "Yes, I'm positive!"

epdc · Post by **epdc** » Tue May 25, 2004 1:18 pm

DUH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i love this sily jokes LOLOL

WR1U · Post by **WR1U** » Tue May 25, 2004 4:21 pm

Yea but Bill Clinton's could be used as a turbofan jet engine.

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