When your body begins its course on relieving itself of the toxics that you once enjoyed as food, it will bring some strange behavior to the way that you act.
Chapter 1 � Open & Close
While sitting down, you will notice that once you feel the need to go, the knees will begin an open and close motion. This causes you to feel some comfort; giving you a chance to hold out for a few more ounces.
Chapter 2 � The Churn
Either sitting down or standing up, when you are feeling pressure, you will begin to do what we call �The Churn,� this often results in you squatting at the knees as you begin to bend over; one will usually repeat this action several times before feeling some comfort so He or She may walk normal towards a bathroom.
Note: Some will do a heavy breathing exercise during this motion followed by the words, �Woo, I�ve got to use the bathroom.�
Chapter 3 � The Dance
In Chapter 1 & 2 we cover the basics of having to hold your pee and still feel some comfort. In this Chapter we go to the dance. When holding your pee reaches this point, one will do 1 of 3 things, jump, walk or run. Jumping up and down with a mix of the Churn can often be seen in public places. However some will begin a fast walk or they will begin to run. When Running is mixed with �The Churn� and �Open and close� this is what we know as �the dance� this is usually a good time to find a bathroom (or secluded spot) and relieve yourself.
Note: When some men choose a fast walk, you will notice a constant check of their self to make sure they have not started their relief plan yet.
Remember not everyone will end up dry in their experiences. It is important to always point out a bathroom first where ever you go. Remember to use the bathroom before long trips and after short naps, unless you took a short nap during a long trip, then it will be wise to bring a bottle of some sort. Do not poor it out while driving down the highway � you that do know who you are (for that some of us wish to thank you for your need to soak the open road
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