CITAS & J&H

[Petrafan4life]

Who's the better singer, John or Greg?

I think John is a better singer. I like Greg's songs, but I like John better.

[sue d.]

Keep the lyrics coming!

[brent]

Everybody noticed annie stinking
People thought that she was farting constantly
They heard her in the bathroom
She smelled that she was ill
The cutest girl around let off a poison that killed
And its not fake
Its not fake
Its her fanny

[brent]

Green is the color of my bread so old
I did not check the date when sold
I just got it home and I'm so darn mad
My receipt was lost and my dad is sad
Cause he wants to eat, now he has to go
Back to the Walmart that's down the road.

[brent]

There's no feeling
Like when you fall and hurt your knee
you're laying wounded -
And you can see your own skin bleed
And you wonder
Are they watching on TV
You see the camera - someone's laughing hard at me

you fell right over - and it was great
the ambulance is - coming your way

what a big commotion
slipped on tan lotion

[brent]

There's a rumble in the distance
A trembling in the air
It's uncertain in direction
Does it come from here or there

It's approaching by the minute
You can feel your body shake
Feel it shakin' your Citation
You hear bass notes everywhere

Everything that can be shaken will be shakin' from within
Better have your house ear plugs ready when the shakin' begins

Shakin' the car, shakin', shakin' the car, shakin'
Shakin' the car, shakin', shakin' the car, shakin'
Shakin', shakin' the car

You are looking for the moron
Who is playing bass so low
But it's hard to find the doofus
the light changed it's time to go

If find him you will tell him
what you think of all his bass
cause he woke up little Annie
and she's screamin' off her face

Everything that can be shaken will be shakin' from within
Better have your house ear plugs ready when the shakin' begins

Shakin' the car, shakin', shakin' the car, shakin'
Shakin' the car, shakin', shakin' the car, shakin'
Shakin', shakin' the car

[sue d.]

LOLOL the Weird Al of Christian music!

You have too much time on your hands!

[Shell]

Those are pretty funny.

[brent]

It's time for bed and let's say good night
I know you're bored
Tomorrow's a school day let's say good night
I know you're bored

No you can't take a swim, because it is too late
I know you're bored
why don't you take a shower before it's too late
I know you're bored

take your shower
cause you smell odd
take your shower
Go wash your bod
Go wash your bod