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There are 6 entries of Petra song misheard lyrics on amiright.com. Check them out. The only one I think is funny is the one from "Secret Weapon."

Hey!

If you can post these to www.guidetopetra.com on our misheard lyrics!!:)

I'd like them to be posted, but I'm not gonna post them with my name since they are not my own.

Here are some:

"I've got a secret weapon"
/ "I've gotta sleep with women"

"Sight Unseen"
/ "Ultra Sheen"


"Don't change hats, you know which one you wear"
/ "Don't change heads, you know it's your underwear"

"Occupy"
/ "Occupier," "Octipi," and "Archie Bar"

Don't forget the Misheard Lyrics page at the Guide:

http://www.guidetopetra.com/misheard.html

We've got like a billion of them... I should count 'em up and display the number on the page somewhere. Some of them are funny, some of them are dumb, some are... ahem... a little "questionable" (like the "sleep with women" one above!), but I try to keep them in relatively good taste.

I even printed the page out once and gave a copy to John... hehe, I'm sure THAT was a blow to his ego! ROFL

The problem is I don't know who came up with those misheard lyrics.

Why is that a problem? Do you need to get in touch with them for some reason? I mean, if you get a laugh out of them, who cares who made them up?

I just added some of them.

Hey, it's been a while since I've been here. I'm still around, reading occasionally. I think I may have added to a post like this once, but here's one I misheard. Well, not really, cause the title says the real thing, but I thought on God Is Too Big that John was singing, "God is stupid."

seichu kaisho wrote:I just added some of them.

Make sure you check your email and click the link so they will be verified. They won't be posted for public view unless you take care of that!

I wonder why I did not get those e-mails yet

Occupy, occupy:
con-cu-bine, con-cu-bine

I wanna be a man pleaser:
I wanna see a man tease her

When we all will stand at the bema seat:
When we all will stand in the BMR's seat

Dont change hats:
don't chase cats

Can't see the forest for all of the trees:
Can't Florence fall down on her knees

Still don't have those e-mails about the lyrics I submitted. Maybe I typed my e-mail address wrong, I don't know. In case I did, my addr. is [email protected]

They are saved on your computer, right? I hope so because I can't remember all of what I submitted.
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This is what I remember:

"I've gotta sleep with women" for "I've got a secret weapon"
Comment: This is not a misheard lyric of my own but I thought it would be worth sharing here.

"Archie Bar, Archie Bar" for "Occupy, occupy"
Comment: Whoever made up this one (not me) is probably a junk food addict.

"Ultra Sheen" for "Sight Unseen"
Comment: Also not my own, but it sounds like a brand of laundry detergent.
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I also put a few of the ones that I personally misheard but (for the life of me!) I cannot recall what they were right now.

By the way, I like Brent's lyrics. You should submit those!! !

(I erased the misheard lyrics from this post and put them on another)

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