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A Song For John's New CD
Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:13 pm
by Michael
Re: A Song For John's New CD
Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 4:14 pm
by Fobers71
"No Doubt John can sell your house, With John it can all work together for good."
Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:30 pm
by sue d.
lol! you guys are SO bad!
Title for Cartoon.
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:32 am
by PrayinManis
Could the title for a new cartoon for John be "For that Bid The Means War" or "This house is Beyond Belief." Just a couple of ideas.

Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:34 am
by Fobers71
Off topic, but would Tim Allen's favorite Petra song be "More Power to Ya"?
oOoOoOoO! uUuUuUuU!
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:51 pm
by yamasaaaki har har
I think Tim Allen should have a theme song and it would be called "Gosh, I Just Can't Quit Making New Movies."
*studio audience* OOOOOOH!
(actually, scratch that, the studio audience reaction should be BOOOOOO! cuz that was a pretty lame joke)
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:28 pm
by Dan
Got bored in the office today so I thought I would add to this thread seeing I don't post much anymore
Tunes of the real estate - the very best of John Schlitt
1. There's never been any reason for you to not sell your home
2. Sell the place ya Live
3. Your in the right market place.
4. No Noubt I can sell your house
5. I waited for the vendor to return my call
6. And paid a Schlitt's ransom for my home
7. He came he saw he auctioned
8. Somebodys gonna list their home
9. Believer in signing the deed
10. He's got the whole market in his hands
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:38 am
by Dan
A mate just thought of this one "Petra ApPraisal - The Market goes up" & "sells alot better than some I'll be there when ya call" thanks Adam
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:36 pm
by Dan
Ok thanks for telling me how funny they are you U.S people have no sense of humour lol.
bring it on
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:17 pm
by Susannah
I actually think those are hilarious! (Just got on here and saw it). I love stuff like that--I often think of those kinds of things, myself. To my family and friends, I am a notorious punster. I honestly appreciate your humor, danielaussie! If you think of more, let me know!

Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:04 am
by Dan
Thank you I appreciate that Susannah!
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 5:36 pm
by Tutor23
Aussie, those are good. You Aussies really know your Petra lyrics! Say, Mate, just how many PetHeads are there in Aussie anyway?
On a more serious note, I do hope John's new job works out for the best for him and his family. I told my wife the other day that if I had piles of $$ lying around, I'd consider sending him a chunk. He and the other Petra guys have helped me tremendously through their music ministry, and I'd like to see them prosper!
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:43 am
by Dan
Hmmm how many Aussie Petra fans? Good question well there would be thousands that liked them in the 80's and early 90's but I guess we never heard much about them after that period sadly.
So now as far as fanatics go I would be the most biggest fan *ohhhhh* in Australia because of my insain Petra collection and the only Petra fan site that I have found.
I guess there are still some alot fans about but I haven't meet any fanatics like myself yet.
I would love to meet a nice girl who is into Petra as much as I am! Might have to move to the states one day!! lol
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:29 pm
by sue d.
I'm LAUGHING! Very good ones, Aussie!
I'll have to send these on to John... got any others?[/quote]
Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:12 pm
by Dan
Here are some more I guess I'm starting to struggle!
Tunes of the real estate - the very best of John Schlitt Vol.2
1. Auction on the Block (I am on the rock)
2. I will call apon the Land Lord
3. If I had to bid for someone
4. Last Daze before the sale
5. No auctions formed against us shall prosper
6. Ready, Willing, and Sold
7. Sacred housing Trust
8. I've got a Secret Weapon i'll bid for you
9. Its Sold! Sincerely Yours, John
10. This means war and the markets still rising war!