The Petra Zone

Due to the decline in popularity since the late 90s Petra announced that they are changing formats to Polka. The surprise news comes after several failed attempts to revive petra. As a part of the move petra will ditch John Schlitt and bring in weird Al Yaconvic. Bob Hartman released a statement saying we understand that people hate change but to be known you need to do something extraordinary that gets you in the media. The new format results in a new album of 12 polka tunes called back to the polka with 10 polka versions of petra songs and 2 originals.
With the release of this ground breaking news I would like to close with wishing everyone a happy April Fools Day.

That is a good one. I was wondering where Lipra Loof was with the yearly April fools joke.