Once upon a chime

seichu kaisho · Post by **seichu kaisho** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:49 pm

One day, an anonymous Petra fan sat down in front of his computer to log on to the Petra Zone - then suddenly. . .

Shell · Post by **Shell** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:53 pm

His computer did what computers tend to do and crashed at the worst time. He was in a bind, he just had to get to the Zone, so he...

Susannah · Post by **Susannah** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:59 pm

...went to Comp USA to go buy a brand new computer with the money he had set aside to buy himself a car. "Looks like I'll have to be taking the bus for awhile longer, " he said to himself. "But at least I'll be able to keep up with all the cRaZy posts at the Petra Zone!" He went home and had just gotten the computer all set up and was just about to log onto the zone when...

Shell · Post by **Shell** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:46 pm

...The power went out.

johnathan · Post by **johnathan** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:32 pm

then there was an strange silence that fell across the land.....

seichu kaisho · Post by **seichu kaisho** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:37 pm

And then a pizza that had been stuck to the ceiling fell on his head.

SamScales · Post by **SamScales** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:14 pm

grabbing a quick bite on the go, he grabs his cellphone to hook it up to the computer, because after all he was determined to get on the zone and the weather, pizza and silence across the land was not going to detain him...but

Shell · Post by **Shell** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:19 am

The battery on his cell phone went dead and the pizza got cold. (Okay, I know, that's pretty bad--This guy is gonna have to fight to get on the Zone).

seichu kaisho · Post by **seichu kaisho** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:23 am

Then a deep sleep overcame the guy and he toppled over on the floor. When he woke up,

seichu kaisho · Post by **seichu kaisho** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 11:17 pm

he was lying out on a sidewalk on a college campus at about midnight. The ground was wet and his leather jacket was soaked. And then . . .

bakersfieldpethead · Post by **bakersfieldpethead** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:13 am

He jumped up and ran a ten yard dash in 2 seconds, he knew it was the pizza giving him gas that made him go so fast.................but then - he looked to his right and there was another cold pizza laying on the ground, and he said he would not touch that peice but save it for later

but then............

just then............

oh my gosh, but just then..........

Fakersfieldpethead · Post by **Fakersfieldpethead** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:14 pm

Miles away a dark sinister figure was watching the guy through his Spectraristagramulator! Who was this dark figure that might have something to do with all this guys problems on the zone?

The Fakersfieldpethead!!!!!
cue thunder and lightning effects.

...

seichu kaisho · Post by **seichu kaisho** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 2:52 pm

He had to find a computer lab . . . but all the buildings on campus were locked because it was midnight.

Then a charter bus just happened to pull in to the parking lot on his right - he turned and saw the marching band come off the bus and unload their instruments and uniforms - -

bakersfieldpethead · Post by **bakersfieldpethead** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:11 pm

He quickly ran to the bus and took off, not knowing there was still a little girl trapped in the cargo bay of the bus trying to get out a tuba.

Just then, who should fly out of no where because it was just the hip thing to do?

BAKERSFIELDPETHEAD!!!!!!!!

Thinking in his mind "Fakersfield thinks he knows what really is going on, but little does he know, I'm not wearing socks."

seichu kaisho · Post by **seichu kaisho** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 6:25 pm

As Dude was beginning to drive off, Bakin'Feel'Petho stopped right in front of the bus waving an orange flag. Dude slammed on the brakes so as not to fatally injure this mysterious guy.

Then Bo'Fo'Po run up to him, opened the bus door, and said, "oh no, you don't" and grabbed Dude and tried to shove him out. Just in time, Dude found a uniform hat with a plume and tickled Bo'Fo'Po's face with the plume - till he let go.

Meanwhile. . .

The Petra Zone

Once upon a chime

Once upon a chime

SPLUT!

oh shoot I took my sleeping pill instead of my Alka-Seltzer

A walk I took on the UNI campus tonight inspired this idea

.....

CGNU - Crazy Go Nuts University fight fight spirit

another line

huh wha dude?

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