The NEW Me (ONE LAST TIME)!!!!!!!

bakersfieldpethead · Post by **bakersfieldpethead** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:52 am

The NEW Me
(One last time)

I shall make jokes without reference to the BATHROOM

I shall not make jokes with references to the BATHROOM

There will be no jokes about the BATHROOM

There will be jokes without anything to do with the BATHROOM

The BATHROOM shall not be in my future jokes

No jokes in the future from me shall have anything about the BATHROOM

The BATHROOM is off my list

I have taken the BATHROOM out of my house

The BATHROOM is now no part of my normal LIFE

I have pulled all terms of the BATHROOM out of my dictionary

There are no BATHROOMS in the Petrazone

There are no BATHROOMS on the internet

There will be no more BOWEL movements, jokes or discussions!!!!!!!!

With this in mind, stay tuned for a riot of a jokes coming from my "NEW" demented & twisted little mind.

Carolina · Post by **Carolina** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:45 am

Ok, you just brightened up my day. Have you thought about stand up comedy? or maybe Christian stand up comedy?

is there even such a thing?

You truly have a great sense of humor!

CB.

Shell · Post by **Shell** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 11:54 am

Okay, so let me get this straight: No more bathroom jokes right?

Go back to bed Bakes.

epdc · Post by **epdc** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:49 pm

why??? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO US????

LexingtonPethead · Post by **LexingtonPethead** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 9:18 pm

This is really good, Stephen. Hilarious!! Now, may I go pee?

seichu kaisho · Post by **seichu kaisho** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 11:53 pm

Okay, it's my el baï¿½o fault. I guess you can take back my bathroom suggestion and make all types of crazy bathroom-related jokes for all I care.

Besides your jokes are real bathroomin' awesome anyway!

To BakersBathroomPethead: Keep rockin on - bathroom style. (Just keep it to a bathroom minimum, tho.)

And remember, El Baï¿½o is yo' best amigo.

bakersfieldpethead · Post by **bakersfieldpethead** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 11:44 pm

amigo

don't take all of this personal......it's just jokes, and it's funny. The only thing dirty about them is the gas.

thanks for being cool

seichu kaisho · Post by **seichu kaisho** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 3:20 pm

I don't take it personally - I just find long, detailed stories about body waste kinda unpleasant to read.

tu enemigo (just kidding)

LexingtonPethead · Post by **LexingtonPethead** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 6:45 pm

Well, I'd say it's your choice to read or not to read. If you don't like what's in the subject line, chances are, you won't like the posts either.

seichu kaisho · Post by **seichu kaisho** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 1:51 am

Anybody wanna get into an in-depth discussion about earwax? I've got some globs I'm willing to share.

LexingtonPethead · Post by **LexingtonPethead** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 8:42 am

seichu kaisho wrote:Anybody wanna get into an in-depth discussion about earwax? I've got some globs I'm willing to share.

Now you're rollin"!!

bakersfieldpethead · Post by **bakersfieldpethead** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:10 am

I had earwax for lunch when i was kid.......................not to good of a bowel movement after that

seichu kaisho · Post by **seichu kaisho** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:15 pm

I was a habitual nose-picker as a kid, and not ashamed if it back then. Nowadays I only pick my nose in private.

bakersfieldpethead · Post by **bakersfieldpethead** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 3:34 am

habitual

Is that aloud here

Oh well, eating the boogars was my thing. I only save that now incase i'm having one of those weird days where you want something, but you just don't know what it is.

The Petra Zone

The NEW Me (ONE LAST TIME)!!!!!!!

The NEW Me (ONE LAST TIME)!!!!!!!

stephen

did somebody say, Mc El Baï¿½o?

another line

muchacho macho

the orange stuff, baby.

Re: the orange stuff, baby.

another line

Look for my accidental typing error!

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