The NEW Me / The OLD Me

[bakersfieldpethead]

I will still use all jokes that move towards the Bathroom........shall we begin

The other day I had to go to the bathroom, if i could only get away with telling you what happend I would, it's just way too detailed. And some people may have problems with it.............................

Oh well I'll just tell you

I flushed the toilet!

Isn't that just horable?

Oh but it has a happy ending, the water came back up.

[seichu kaisho]

What a "horable" story

No, just kidding. That was funny.

. . . "And then the story got happier when I washed my hands thoroughly with soap - until I ate a cookie and caught the bitter taste of soap residue which came off my hand"

[bakersfieldpethead]

(your gonna hate me for this)

But it wasn't until towards the end where I found out I would soon have the biggest smile on my face from crapping suds on a Saturday Night, guess I shouldn't have had those Cookies right after washing my hands.

(and away we go)

[seichu kaisho]

I really don't not like you for this.

(get the double negative, hey hey hey, a double negative equals a positive, hey hey hey)


Seriously, though, it made me laugh. Yeah, disgusting, but to my opinion hil-larious!! And I'm not kidding!!

- - - - - :the story continues:

But the suds were not quite gone; I felt 'em moving up and then I started burping bubbles. And my breath smelled lemon-fresh.

[bakersfieldpethead]

am i to understand you're in collage right now?
and you get sick with my posts?
now that's funny

[seichu kaisho]

I have enough disgusting-ness to put up with just simply when I walk down the ronchy-smelling hallways in my dorm building Plus my shoes give off nasty fumes after I've worn them all day.

Go fight, Rider Hall spirit! Boo yeah!

Oh yeah, and go Panthers too.

[bakersfieldpethead]

can you repeat that?