Bakersfield the Dark Years

[bakersfieldpethead]

Three more cuts and I�m stinking
Four more cuts and I have a slice,
Slice Me, Slice Me I have no more peel
I had some gas it didn�t smell to real

My cheese is melting, My cheese is melting
MY CHEEZE IS MELTING!!!!!!!

Help me I�m dumb, I�m an idiot with a brain
And that�s more dangerous then shame

I�ve got more moves then James Brown with a hip replacement
I�ve got more starch then a bucket of McDonalds Fries
I got more retardation then a mad cow

Weeeee, weeeeee, weeeeeee
Mooooooo!

[SamScales]

Oh boy, this is getting pretty deep, glad I got my boots on when I was reading this. Moooohhh, moooohhhh.

I'm wondering if this is the dark years of the past emerging or if this is the first indication that the dark years are beginning........I dunno which.

Guess we shall find out in the next episode of "The Bakersfield Life to Live"

[bakersfieldpethead]

It was just some thing i was thinking...........