Bakes Christmas Parody Hits the Zone :)

[bakersfieldpethead]

This time of year really makes feel warm and full of poop it's that time of year everyone eats a lot, come on.
So here's a little Christmas Parody from your ol' friend Bakes.

Half Baked Christmas Song
(Rudolf roasting on an open fire)
by Bakersfieldpethead

Rudolf roasting on an open fire,
Jack was bighting off my nose,
You tied Freda next to a fire,
And told her she was very old,
Now everybody knows,
Your Turkey set so long it had mold,
And Your Christmas Tree, it was a fright,
Tiny tots seeing jack bite off my nose,
Will find it hard to sleep tonight,
They like to say,
That Santa’s on his way,
He’s scaring the children all away,
And the folks know it’s just bud,
They wonder if he fell drunk in the mud,
And so I must tell you today,
That no matter what you do,
Remember Rudolf is dead,
And come Christmas Day,
We’ll roast Santa Clause too.

[Dan]

Man you would have been a hit at my summer camp back in '92, we used to mess with song words.. was so much fun.

[knotodiswrld]

Half Baked Christmas Song
(Rudolf roasting on an open fire)
by Bakersfieldpethead

Rudolf roasting on an open fire,
Jack was bighting off my nose,
You tied Freda next to a fire,
And told her she was very old,
Now everybody knows,
Your Turkey set so long it had mold,
And Your Christmas Tree, it was a fright,
Tiny tots seeing jack bite off my nose,
Will find it hard to sleep tonight,
They like to say,
That Santa’s on his way,
He’s scaring the children all away,
And the folks know it’s just bud,
They wonder if he fell drunk in the mud,
And so I must tell you today,
That no matter what you do,
Remember Rudolf is dead,
And come Christmas Day,
We’ll roast Santa Clause too.

You are one sick puppy, Bakes.

[bakersfieldpethead]

You are one sick puppy, Bakes.

And you are surprised?