Health tips from Seichu Koffeecup

[seichu kaisho]

Health tip # thirsty-three:

Make sure to clean your face crevices at least once every day. Earwax, boogers, "sleepy seeds" - all of that gooey madness must go if you wanna experience the wonderful(?) sights, sounds, and smells that life has to offer.

When you scratch your head and white flakes fall out, either you've got a dandruff problem or it's snowing inside. After scratching your head, you might have to take a freshly-sharpened pencil to successfully remove the flakes that have collected in your fingernails.