My Empty Hoover

[bakersfieldpethead]

My Empty Hoover

I have this massive Hoover vac. I mean the only thing that is louder is my uncle when he snores on our tour bus, but hey he�s a singer so he can harmonize with a freight train in his sleep.

So anyway, I have this Hoover vac. I mean the only thing that sucks up more stuff is me at Lunch at a Chinese Buffet on all you can eat shrimp day. You know the oriental guy? After you�ve been there eating for while, he comes out and says �You been here, four (4) hour, you go home now.� And after I tasted his new �Flied Lice�.

So anyway, I have this Hoover vac. I mean this uses power like you wouldn�t believe�..it says it saves energy, but I can�t find out where the reservoir is. I�m gonna need to find it when I can�t pay my electric bill.

So anyway, I have this Hoover vac. Did you ever see those old commercials, where their vacs are sucking up stacks of quarters�lol�����don�t do it! Hoovers suck a lot up, but a stack of quarters is gonna cost a wad of cash.

So anyway, I have this Hoover vac. Uh, hmm, hmmmm, how do you like that? I forgot why I bought it, after all I have hard wood floors.

[Petrafan4life79]

Steve, you need help. Serious help!

[Shell]

I was going to say the same thing, but since you said it already....

Actually, I think anyone who hangs out here ends up needing help after awhile. It's a requirement. LOL.

Should I admit we had one of those huge Hoovers when I was a kid?

It's okay Steven, you will feel better soon. LOL.

[epdc]

we all need help since the very moment we took our time, precious time, for reading this post LOLOL.

[SamScales]

I have this Kenmore vac.........it works pretty good. We'll see how well it'll do in 2 years!!

[bakersfieldpethead]

avoid the kitchen, you start sucking up food with that thing and it will never want normal carpet dirt again

[SamScales]

too late.....it now demands going out to eat in the most expensive restaurant that I can find!!!