The Fakersfieldpethead--Conspiracy???

[omega_monk]

Hi, I am new to 'The Petra Zone'. I have been reading the last few days, and I think I have a theory about who the Fakersfieldpethead is...

Listen up, 'k

We have these (2) shall we call them 'MAIN' guys; Enosh, and Bakersfieldpethead, right, and both of them have Superman avatars. Right off the bat this seems fishy. I mean we all know that there is only (1) real Superman, so I am thinking that this is like when 'The Sandman' and Superman were fighting, and I thought there was an impostor, or maybe like there is a Bizarro thing going on. At this point I start thinking about these two characters, and ok, so Enosh is obviously using a fake name here, I mean obviously no one is going name their child Enosh, so I am doubly suspicious of this dude. The Bakersfieldpethead does gain some credibility here though because this is a pretty cool name. I feel that he is due some respect, so I will now refer to him as Mr. Pethead.

Back to my main point though... I started thinking about Spiderman, and that the Green Goblin was right under his nose, and he didn't even see that, but he too was also keeping a secret from his 'kinda sorta maybe' girl, Mary Jane Watson, when just like Sherlock Holmes, I reached the pinnacle of deductive reasoning.

Can anyone say 'Jekyll and Hyde'?

What better way to cover up the fact that you are not able to fulfill the immense obligations of the role of Bakersfieldpethead, than to create your own antagonist? Mr. Pethead, can you tell us what you were doing on the night of April 5, 2004 besides creating the 'Fakersfieldpethead'?

I submit my first, and unfortunately only exhibit for your examination... the fakersfieldpetheads profile

Take a look at the date here, see I told you that it was April 5, 2004.

You be the judge.

[SamScales]

Yey, we got a detective on the case!!! We will call you Detective Omega!
Gosh, that goes really good together.

One piece of info. Enosh is for real. That's his name. I think it's rather cool to have a name like that! He's a really funny guy too and an awesome singer/songwriter/musician and he played with his band for John Schlitt.......soo, that gives him SOME credibility, hehehe.

Steven - well..lemme seee..........what kind of credibility does he have?
Well, he plays my "lawyer" on the zone, he did an incredible website on his campaign, I mean anyone who would go to that kind of an extreme to win an election..........you gotta give that person credibility.

Hmmm.........so what happened on April 5, 2004??? The question calls for investigation

[Enosh]

You know, this guy makes allot of sense! Maybe I shouldn't be teaming up with Bakes. He could turn on me and reveal that HE is really Fakes!

This changes everything. What to do?

Sam, that was a great explanation of who I am! Thank you. Yes, Enosh is my real name.

[Fakersfieldpethead]

No!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is my old college roomate Omega Monk!!!!!!!

That is alright, you will never stop me!! I will not stop until all the comedy is mine!!!!!! Mine I tell you!!!!!!!!!

So you think I'm Steven eh? Only time will tell who I really am!!!!

But for now, I am the Fakersville..., I mean Fakersfieldpetehead

[epdc]

that convinces me is not steven:

steven posts between 12 am to 4 am, he never posts at 5!!!!!!

welcome to the zone Omega