TULSA, OK pix up on SamScales.com

[Petrafan4life79]

Now what did you get yourself into, Sam?

[SamScales]

Sue,
I signed my life away??? REALLY??? ARE YOU SURE????
WHO didn't sign HER signature???????????? We are still waiting for the signature on that napkin!
But well, I remember my management is the valedictorian of a certain undisclosed management school..........what can you expect!

Bakersfield,
Gosh, this should be fodder for the press!!! Wanna do an interview??
I mean I'd love to talk about............ummm.........shucks, I forgot, I gotta go thru management first.......

But then again I could pretend I didn't read her post, I could just pretend that I don't have management, which I really technically don't, because managements signature is still missing from that napkin upon which we have written the contract. Napkins are awesome for contracts. If you don't like the contract you can wipe your hands with it and throw it away!
Or if you really don't like the contract, use it to blow your nose in it and throw it away. If you don't agree with a part of the contract, use that corner and wipe your mouth with it and then say: "Oops, I can't read it anymore......what was that again? I think it reads (and then say what YOU want it to say).

Elo,
It's too late, you've lost it already.......you've read the posts.

[sue d.]

Mr. Bakersfield, as far as the press goes - I WORK AT THE PRESS - the Sheboygan Press, so I am well-versed in the tactics and affairs of the media. In fact, my name is even to be seen on the site: http://www.wisinfo.com/sheboyganpress/c ... room.shtml and in various other places where they decided to stick me (literally).

SO......As valedictorian, I am taking my time on signing that napkin... after all, there is no rush and no need to hurry.

Ms. Scales, I'm happy to hear you have caught yourself before agreeing to an interview. As I said before, I will be the judge of these things, whether they will work to your advantage or not. You are simply the artist, and as such, do not know what is best for you. I KNOW - you do not.

Since you have acknowledged the receipt of the napkin and since we have already conducted business on prior concerts, including contracts and payment - you are under contract to ME. This goes to 'past practice,' even though said napkin is not signed.

Therefore - I am still your manager, signature or not.

[Shell]

Oh, this is a riot; the manager versus the singer. Watch it Sam, she's not called Darth Dempster for nothing. Of course, she can't be with you every minute of every day now can she?

[epdc]

you gotta listen to your manager she knows what`s best for you

[SamScales]

Oh, my - yeah, that's right my manager IS da press!! But that's why she didn't have time to sign the napkin contract, because she's TOO busy doing everything else but MANAGE! But then again, she's the valedictorian and she can't help it, she learned from the PROFESSIONALS!!!

Ms Manager,
Gee, I totally forgot that I don't know a thing! My am I glad I got a manager to do the thinking for me! That relieves my brain from doing too much brainwork and I can become an idiot like bakersfield!!! YEY!!!
But artists are temperamental........MENTAL being the operative word here.

Well, I'll have bakersfield do some research on this napkin and 'past practice' thing. Maybe back then I just let you PRACTICE being a manager!!!

[ctwomn]

So... Sue you are saying....technically...I am not allowed to speak to my husband by whom, maintains and has established the WWW.SAMSCALES.COM domain.....without your consent!!! PLEASE.....Management is managing my life!!!! You can't take away my life!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! SAY IT ISN'T SO!!!!!!!

[ctwomn]

Dear Management,


Being the Events scheduler that I am....I must confess that I allowed an appearance of an artist at a Psalm 100 event who is not listed as one of your clients. For that I am extremely remorseful. I must say though that the atrist(Sam Scales) did agree to the appearance w/ out my prior knowledge or concent AT the time of the appearance. Therefore, I must say that I am not completely liable at this point. The artist in which I am speaking had no say in the matter since he considered a minor in the state of Oklahoma...therefore... not liable for any damages caused and therefore is not responsible for any breach of Contract by state law. I am unable to reveal the identity since I am the guardian of the artist and wish to protect his/her reputation. I appreciate your understanding in this matter.



Sincerely,

Event Scheduling
Southern Division


PS Ok...so Mikey sang "Oh how I love Jesus"......Sorry!;)

[bakersfieldpethead]

Ok...

I will need a list of things in order to research this napkin contract.

1. Is it Cloth or Paper?
2. Was it a napkin from a Fast Food joint, or a respected resturant (denny's don't count).
3. Was it signed with an ink pen, or pencil
4. Was motsy shotsy hotsy there?
5. What name brand soda did this place have, Pepsi? or Coke?

As soon as these questions are answered in the order they are asked and only then replaced by apples and oranges in a bucket the size of texas.....then will we get to the bottom of this and have a good frute or two.

until then...................

[epdc]

you made a very good valid point the key here from everything is to know the material and the place where the napkin was made. That could change everything, that even could give sam the power to sue SUE (lolol) or also the power for breaking da contract and sign on with someone else.

[SamScales]

Bakersfield,

Here is the necessary information you will need to make the fruit punch

1. Paper
2. a restaurant (not Denny's) but not sure about the respected part
(the MANAGER said it was a nice place to eat) could be a shady deal.
3. Ink Pen
4. Oh, yes he was with me! He's part of it after all - and besides we ARE married.
5. PEPSI (That's one redeeming grace of this place)

Hope you can get it bottoms up!

Elo,
You actually got a very good point here. So I'm not gonna be sweating it for now, until my lawyer bakersfield has gotten the fruit seperated from the bucket. Now Sue may sue, because that's her name, but that's besides the point.

Cat,
WOW, talk about lawyer lingo. You must have consulted with bakersfield before you wrote this. Awesome stuff. I'm impressed.
I do know the artist, since he appeared with me at a performance and I will keep his identity covered, due to the fact that the artist is a minor.
I so appreciate young talent and you tell the young artist that I'm looking forward to another concert together and I may call him in the future to colloborate on more material.
Oh, gee...........should we get management's approval on that first?
Gosh, I prolly shouldn't even have posted this post. Consider this post not posted.

[epdc]

Sue may sue because that`s her name??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then I`m gonna say hELlo to myself because that`s my name LOL.

[ctwomn]

Where is management when ya need em!! LOL! Attn: management: The post that was posted earlier...was not really posted....got that!!:)

[bakersfieldpethead]

hhmmmmm Ok

well I carefully went through each detail and givin' the facts and fiction of this problem.....and it looks as if he we have a case of granola. A bunch of Frutes and Nuts all rolled up into one message board.

I think we can win......Sue just sue yourself and count yourself even unless you count your toes then you are ahead by one.

[SamScales]

Bakersfield,

I knew you'd come to the rescue!! It's awesome when you hire a top gun in law to figure all this out! Man, you are definitly worth what I'm paying ya! I think I'll keep ya on.
You will have free tickets to any of my concerts of course. When you advise me of your arrival you will have a bowl of fruits and nuts waiting for you and if you like we'll mix in some granola.

Well, we will need to see what Sue's response will be to your challenge.

Cat,
I think your post will totally confuse management, because now she has to hire someone to figure out what truly has been posted. But we will leave that up to her.......