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charl · Post by **charl** » Sun May 18, 2008 8:18 am

I am not marrying anyone. Ever. This is my other service to the brethren.

SU: you wear dirty laundry? Are you a psych patient or something? I can totally see you hoarding your poopy drawers in your closet, yelling "They don't need to be washed! Quit stealing my clothes!" and trying to wear them.

My thorn is my family of course. Where do you think I learned it from? THE BEST.

separateunion · Post by **separateunion** » Sun May 18, 2008 8:28 am

I'm noticing no denial of the fact that you have a deep seeded need to make Ms. Foster your life partner.

And just so you know, I have 7 immediate family members. I have all the thorns in my side I need. I don't think winterlens has as many as I do, so you can move over to him. After all, isn't a spouse supposed to be a thorn in your side?

charl · Post by **charl** » Sun May 18, 2008 9:02 am

There's no way they could be as good at it as I am. This is my God-given talent. Winterlens is a thorn in your side?

However you wish to phrase it, I have no interest in any kind of life that doesn't involve me living alone with 56 cats. Is this Ms Foster a cat? Then she can be one of my precious babies. Otherwise get off my lawn you rotten kids!!

brent · Post by **brent** » Mon May 19, 2008 5:46 pm

charl wrote:There's no way they could be as good at it as I am. This is my God-given talent. Winterlens is a thorn in your side?

However you wish to phrase it, I have no interest in any kind of life that doesn't involve me living alone with 56 cats. Is this Ms Foster a cat? Then she can be one of my precious babies. Otherwise get off my lawn you rotten kids!!

(Read this and imagine Jessie Duplantis sayin' it) Good lawd!

56 Cats? You must be busy scoopin poop 24/7. Oh wait. Maybe that is why you practice the Kramer sleep method. You need more hours in your day.

I played a joke on my daughters, who disobeyed me. I told them to feed the cat and scoop the box. They did not. My wife and I went to WalMart, bought a gross of Tootsie Rolls (the large ones). We rolled them out so that they looked like dookie. We then put some kittie litter on them to make it look like the cat had some dingle berries. Then we placed said faux poop logs in their bed and in their shoes. I picked one up and ate it. Yep. They were creeped out.

charl · Post by **charl** » Tue May 20, 2008 7:07 pm

I don't do kitty litter-they will all go outside and find convenient spots such as my neighbours' freshly dug gardens. And if they don't they'll get beaten.

That's evil. I know someone who made a kitty litter cake for her son's birthday, replete with tootsie roll poop. Man it looked authentic.

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