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So.....

I know some people are going to like me for this

But how many times did you go to the bathroom during the debates?

I have way to much time on my hands

You'd be proud!!! I was holding it the whole time!!!!!!

I am proud..........I think i'm gonna cry, nothing says I love my country like holding it all in until aftwards.........unless you went to bed and waited until morning to let it all go, that would really be testing it then

I want you all to know that I had to use the bathroom the entire time i was in the voting booth..........that's just not fair.

Each booth should have a porta-potty next to it.

I find myself getting tired of your references to body functions. Sure it's kinda funny, but to me it's more offensive than it is funny.

If you could lay off the bathroom jokes that would be nice.

seichu kaisho wrote:I find myself getting tired of your references to body functions. Sure it's kinda funny, but to me it's more offensive than it is funny.

If you could lay off the bathroom jokes that would be nice.

Constipation is a source of grumpiness. I have a copy of the presidential debates you can have if you think it will help... hehe. Of course, there's always ExLax.

Reading this thread is giving me the urge... Uh-oh.

I find myself getting tired of your references to body functions. Sure it's kinda funny, but to me it's more offensive than it is funny.

If you could lay off the bathroom jokes that would be nice.

no problem!

Hey, that's cool. We can still get into deep conversations about toe jam, earwax, belching, heartburn, whatever - that's okay with me. Unless --those-- topics offend someone.

I'm not saying lay off the humor. No way! We gotta keep tellin' jokes! Humor is what makes visiting the Petra Zone worth it. Laughing smiley face

And Bo'Fo'Po rocks my face!
Off!

I have no problem with �not� telling jokes of this nature,

You know the kind that throws in terms such as �Tootin-pootin�, �laying a Green Lantern�, �Log overboard�, or maybe the other terms such as �Peeing down the Lawn�, or even �waking up in a yellow tub�. I have no problem telling other types of jokes, so��.as of now I will retire all jokes (maybe) about the following

Farting, Peeing, Bathrobes, Smiling in the bathroom, Smiling in the swimming pool, or just plane ol� signs of relief, anything about Pizza causing �irritable bowel syndrome� you know where your butt just can�t stop. Anywho, I will leave the rest to everyone�s imagination but don�t think to hard you might pop a hemorrhoid or two.

See ya�ll later; I got to go use the bathroom.

Actually, I think it's funny. It's kind of a guy thing to joke about the things that Bakerfield jokes about. Please don't stop on my behalf. I have a stressful job and enjoy laughing over a good fart.

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When I have Gas i'm happy to know that something funny is about to happen................

But there is no chance in this world that it beats the relief of letting it go and the smile on my face is much different than when i'm laughing from the act of it.

To each his or her own Fart let it be known, every gas bag shall release in spurts and in long wendy streams.

Thank you, Happy Thanksgiving all and let all your farts be plentyfull