The Petra Zone

original post:

One day while I was walking on the beach
I thought to myself, I said "Self? what would happen if the beach just fell off into the ocean?"

Today i'll never walk on the beach again

new post:

The story below has nothing to do with the pootin' that i'm about to unload upon my friends and family

Then Dude (from the Once Upon a Chime story), having flown into Florida for an unpermanent vacation, gathered his beach-ing items from his hotel room and drove over to the beach. He got out of his car, sniffed the air, and said, "Wow, what a wonderful day for - um - doing something - I guess . . ."

He stepped out onto the beach, other people all around him but it was oddly silent. But while he was walking on the sand . . . suddenly . . .

Some lunatic threw a slice of leftover pizza at him.

Then . . . n . . n . . .

Dude tossed the pizza off his face, but instead of falling straight downward, it fell at an angle toward the water. He felt the land tilting. Then he realized, "oh no, the beach is falling into the ocean!"

Then then then, comma, comma, comma,

I don't remember starting this as a story line

oh well I might as well end the story here

When all of the sudden i spit everything up including the beach and woke up..........i then said to myself, no more pizza before going to bed.

The End!!!!!

Well, I'm glad you woke up!!! HAHAHAHA!

I'll try hard to remember no pizza before going to bed or I'll
dream about weird stories on the Petra zone!

But since it was still 2:30 or so at night, he fell back asleep again. He dreamed he was back at that beach again, the sand falling into the ocean as the earth continued to tilt. He grasped the sand for dear life (as if fingers could save him from falling off a wall made of sand) but then plunged into the water.

With sand falling into his hair and mouth - and his eyes, and paddling frantically to stay afloat, he then noticed the ocean water was draining and started to disappear in the sand.

Then the guy woke up again and found himself in his bathtub - filled with water that was draining. After a few confusing seconds he realized that he had sleepwalked to his bathtub.

And yet, as we continue this story "Once upon a spine", Dude got out of the bathtub with soaked clothes that had a strong aroma of Head 'n' Shoulders shampoo.

after changing clothes, he took a drive looking for a place to eat. he stopped at a Hardee's and was about to order a Thickburger, when two mysterious men suddenly escorted him to the restaurant's kitchen. Dude met his capturers and saw that they were wearing chef's clothing with labels with the names "Sato" and "Matsuhiko."

One of them, Sato it was, picked up a couple of eggs that were sitting on the stove behind him, the other (Matsuhiko) held in front of him a wire whisk and a spatula, one object in each hand.

As Dude stood speechless, one of the chefs broke the silence and said . . .

Bakku tsu da toppu (that's Japanglish for back to the top)

Recap:

Characters: Dude, Chef Sato, Chef Matsuhiko

Setting: the kitchen of a Hardee's restaurant

Plot: The two chefs have just escorted Dude to that kitchen. Now what?

No seriously, you guys are soul mates. You both should get together and come up with a comedy magazine, or a section on the newspaper. The only problem I can see happening, would be the two of you fighting on what to call you cartoon, and the subject of the day.

Seriously, I wish one of you would see the reaction I get when I ready each passage of your jokes, crazyness, but yet humoring and acceptable to my eyes and thoughts (yes, that would include the imagination of ALL that's been said, including the bathroom jokes).

You guys are great!

In Christ,
Carolina

Why, thank yu. But there are other comedians from the past that we're sorely missing . . .

We need PetraFan007 back! We need PetraFan007 back! We1,, n'ee748---dPe-(*% a[/42traF6i+==an:"9/07)kK**ba^6c ....'''''6984..2)57;;>>--:=--!+k./]`

Then Dude came to his senses and shot toward the door so he could get out of there. But the door was bolted. Chef Sato let out a deep laugh and said, with a thick Oriental accent, "You no escape now. You be chef for us."

"No! Let me out of here," Dude shouted frantically. "You're both crazy! Who the heck are you idiots?"

Matsuhiko: "We chefs. You also chef. Learn to cook you will."

"I don't want to be a chef!" shouted Dude. "I just wanted to order a sardine Thickburger. And a radish sundae."

Sato: "Quiet down, you fool."

Matsuhiko: "Now you make pancakes for us."

Then . . . . .

It seems as if someone wants to keep stories going

well that story could be a classic too

I'd sure like to keep this story going, but I can't think of good stuff right now (in the words of Strong Bad, my creativity's broke.)
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Only YU kan determine the fate of Dude and the chefs.