The Petra Zone

Stryper - I'll Reach Out
"I'll reach out, you'll reach out" sounds like "I'll way child, you'll way child"

Stryper - In the World of You and I
"In the world of you and I" sounds like "In the world of UNI"

A couple oldies:

Little Richard - Good Golly Miss Molly
"Good golly, Miss Molly" sounds like "Good golly, Miss morning"

Beatles - Get Back
"Get back to where you once belonged" sounds like "Get back where you wants to go"


Some ol' 'n' nu' Chrischun lyricxshz:

Audio Adrenaline - My God
"A Hindu god is a fat cow" sounds like "A Hindu god is a . . . Oh, cr*p!"

DC Talk - Word 2 the Father
"Let's do this like Brutus, we're tellin' you we ain't new to this" sounds like ". . . we're tellin' you we ain't nudists"

Newsboys - God Is Not a Secret
"God is not a secret to be kept" sounds like "God is not a secret to the kid"

Stryper - The Rock That Makes Me Roll

"They say that rock and roll is strong" sounds like:
". . . rock and roll is trouble"
". . . rock and roll is trombone"

S. - The Reign

"Come and be a part of the Reign" sounds like:
"Come and feel part of the Reign"

S. - Not That Kind of Guy

"When I say no way, you ask me why" sounds like:
"When I see the way you pass me by"

On the "Baritone Hindew's" album

The song "Knock Knock Knock Knock"

sounds like "Knick Knick Knick Clock"

I just don't understand it sometimes

Sonicflood's version of "Can You Feel the Mountains Tremble"

"We dance upon injustice" sounds like "We dance upon at Your stairs"

SPEAKING of injustice, that is a horrid cover of that song, too. The 'I Could Sing of your Love Forever' version featuring Out of Eden is just plain annoying. I've called my congressman regarding a ban on Sonicflood doing any more Delirious covers.

Thank you. The End.

Actually, no it isn't. I have to weep openly about 'Passion's cover of 'My Glorious'. It would probably be okay if the original didn't exist. And if I had about 70% hearing loss. And if I lived in Europe (where they think David Hasselhoff is cool).

The End. For real this time.

David Hasselhoff is popular in Europe...Would anybody shoot me if I admitted I thought he was kinda cute? Okay, okay, I know, cute does not equal talent. But you can't be a cornball and not sort of like him.

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U2 - Bullet the Blue Sky

"Outside is America. . . outside is America" sounds like:
- - "I'm sorry, it's America . . . I'm sorry, it's America"

So I thought U2 was downplaying our country!

This is a mis-heard statement made by me.

One Saturday several years ago a couple of families from my church went to the river for a picnic. They had a canoe and one of the middle school boys and I had a great time trying to navigate that silly thing around the river.

The next day in Sunday services I stood up to welcome the congregation (I am the Minister of Music) and I relayed the story of the picnic and said that, "Jesse and I had fun canoeing in the river."

A week later Jesse's dad (the city snot. Police Chief) called me, laughing hysterically. It seems he bumped into one of the older members of our congregation at the grocery store. He greeted her, but she seemed trouble so he talked for a minute. Nothing seemed to be coming forth so he started to leave. She stopped him and very troubled said,"Gale, what on earth was Jason thinking, going into the river with Jesse like that? I'm sure he didn't mean any harm."

Very puzzled Gale finally determined that she had thought I had announce that "Jesse and I had fun nude in the river." She had been beside herself with concern for me and couldn't imagine that I would have done such a thing, let alone anounce it from the pulpit. She was just certain that I was going to be fired that week.

Life can be very amusing.

Aerosmith lyric:

Before I saw the title of the song "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)", I thought they were saying "Do This Like a Lady"