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The NEW Me (ONE LAST TIME)!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:52 am
by bakersfieldpethead
The NEW Me
(One last time)
I shall make jokes without reference to the BATHROOM
I shall not make jokes with references to the BATHROOM
There will be no jokes about the BATHROOM
There will be jokes without anything to do with the BATHROOM
The BATHROOM shall not be in my future jokes
No jokes in the future from me shall have anything about the BATHROOM
The BATHROOM is off my list
I have taken the BATHROOM out of my house
The BATHROOM is now no part of my normal LIFE
I have pulled all terms of the BATHROOM out of my dictionary
There are no BATHROOMS in the Petrazone
There are no BATHROOMS on the internet
There will be no more BOWEL movements, jokes or discussions!!!!!!!!
With this in mind, stay tuned for a riot of a jokes coming from my "NEW" demented & twisted little mind.
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:45 am
by Carolina
Ok, you just brightened up my day. Have you thought about stand up comedy? or maybe Christian stand up comedy?
is there even such a thing?
You truly have a great sense of humor!
CB.
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 11:54 am
by Shell
Okay, so let me get this straight: No more bathroom jokes right?
Go back to bed Bakes.
stephen
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:49 pm
by epdc
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 9:18 pm
by LexingtonPethead
This is really good, Stephen. Hilarious!! Now, may I go pee?
did somebody say, Mc El Ba�o?
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 11:53 pm
by seichu kaisho
Okay, it's my el ba�o fault. I guess you can take back my bathroom suggestion and make all types of crazy bathroom-related jokes for all I care.
Besides your jokes are real bathroomin' awesome anyway!
To BakersBathroomPethead: Keep rockin on - bathroom style. (Just keep it to a bathroom minimum, tho.)
And remember, El Ba�o is yo' best amigo.
another line
Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 11:44 pm
by bakersfieldpethead
amigo
don't take all of this personal......it's just jokes, and it's funny. The only thing dirty about them is the gas.
thanks for being cool
muchacho macho
Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 3:20 pm
by seichu kaisho
I don't take it personally - I just find long, detailed stories about body waste kinda unpleasant to read.
tu enemigo (just kidding)
Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 6:45 pm
by LexingtonPethead
Well, I'd say it's your choice to read or not to read. If you don't like what's in the subject line, chances are, you won't like the posts either.
the orange stuff, baby.
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 1:51 am
by seichu kaisho
Anybody wanna get into an in-depth discussion about earwax? I've got some globs I'm willing to share.
Re: the orange stuff, baby.
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 8:42 am
by LexingtonPethead
seichu kaisho wrote:Anybody wanna get into an in-depth discussion about earwax? I've got some globs I'm willing to share.
Now you're rollin"!!
another line
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:10 am
by bakersfieldpethead
I had earwax for lunch when i was kid.......................not to good of a bowel movement after that
Look for my accidental typing error!
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:15 pm
by seichu kaisho
I was a habitual nose-picker as a kid, and not ashamed if it back then. Nowadays I only pick my nose in private.
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 3:34 am
by bakersfieldpethead
habitual
Is that aloud here
Oh well, eating the boogars was my thing. I only save that now incase i'm having one of those weird days where you want something, but you just don't know what it is.
