The Petra Zone

I have but one butt,
I see that if I only have Gas it must Go
So today we are going to learn how to fart,

Carefully press on each side of your belly. This will tell you where the Gas will come from.....................................................

When releasing be carefull as much pushing can cause solid mass to form and it gets messy from there....................................

When you have released the Gas, carefully wave the air behind you and move away from wherever you are standing..........hopefully no one will notice.

If you have questions, or need help, call the Fart Help Line at 1-800-Im-Gassy

Sorry to break it to you man, but that was way too sick to be funny. I think it's demeaning to Christians and to Petra that you would talk so explicitly about such bodily functions on this messageboard.

Share your jokes all you want, man, but I suggest you keep the dirty jokes to a minimum. I would appreciate that so much and I bet others would too.

Thanks dude. You still rock!

I don't know, I thought Matthew's post was funny. He doesn't normally make goofy posts though, he's usually a little more serious than some of the rest of us.

Okay, I think you've outdone Bakes this time Matthew...I'm surprised he didn't find that first. I do believe we've sunk to an all-time low. You're right, you can find just about anything on the Internet if you look around.

wanna something funny and gross??

go to smellypoop.com

read the stuff is very funny!!!!! but don`t look the pics!!! now that`s gross!!!!

i think bakers is really funny and the same is mathew i`m gonna print all that.

I love threads like this. It's part of being a guy. Thank you Stephen and RJ.

By the way, is there really anything to lighting a match as you fart and igniting a flame? Can't say that I've tried it, but it would be hilarious if it works.

That is so cool MJ,

Let's take a time out for the moment.......

I think it's demeaning to Christians and to Petra that you would talk so explicitly about such bodily functions on this messageboard.

I think we can take this in a normal adult manner.

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