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The Untold Thanksgiving & Christmas Story

Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 11:50 pm
by bakersfieldpethead
The Untold Thanksgiving & Christmas Story

The man stood next to his wife, as they didn�t have anything to eat
There stomachs were hurting from lack of food,
Then all of the sudden the man had a brilliant idea
It was the only thing that would insure their survival
At least until they were able to get to a McDonald�s

The man had four booggers up in his nose; he pulled them out one at a time,
He gave the two biggest ones to his wife, she was reminded of why she fell in love with him, he would give the shirt off his back or the last turd from his butt, just so someone wouldn�t do with out.

This Thanksgiving and Christmas let�s make sure we give all that we can, we can show our loved ones that they are the best and God has blessed us all.

OOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 2:17 am
by Mexican Spud
Thank god I wasn't eating while I was reading this. But very interesting concept

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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 11:51 pm
by bakersfieldpethead
Better add dressing to that

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:36 am
by SamScales
Oh, totally disgusting. Reading this, it's gonna make me throw up my Taco Bell dinner. Hey according to your theory I could wrap it up all nice to give to everyone on my Christmas list!!!!! That way I'll be sharing!

Oh, man, why am I even falling for this?? :lol: :lol: :P

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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 7:43 pm
by epdc
all that sounds like an MTV commercial

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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:08 am
by bakersfieldpethead
It all falls into what i believe......."share and share alike" i always say share all my likes.