Christmas This Year for Me

bakersfieldpethead · Post by **bakersfieldpethead** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:50 pm

Christmas This Year for Me

Christmas Morning

7:00am get up out of bed
7:15am have a bowel movement
7:30am still in the bathroom
8:00am still in the bathroom
8:30am still in the bathroom
9:00am taking a shower
10:00am open Christmas gifts
10:30am eat candy found in my Christmas stocking from last year
11:00am have a bowel movement because of candy poison
12:00pm Christmas Lunch/Dinner with the family

--------skip these next few hours because there are a whole lot of trips to the bathroom through out the day

7:00pm still in the bathroom
8:00pm open more Christmas gifts from the rest of the family
9:00pm you guest it another bowel movement
10:00pm go to bed because Iï¿½m tired
11:00pm have to go pee
12:00am go to bed because Iï¿½m beyond tired

And thatï¿½s how my Christmas Day will be this year
So how will yours go, or how do you hope it will go?

Mexican Spud · Post by **Mexican Spud** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 7:54 pm

That is some serious bowel movements. You must go thru alot a matches that day.

epdc · Post by **epdc** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 8:05 pm

you forgot to mention the time youwould spend here (lol) or you are not planning to come here on christmas? hahaha.

SamScales · Post by **SamScales** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 6:49 pm

There ain't no way he can come to you Elo, cos of all his bowel problems.
Unless they got a seatbelt in the potty on the plane - guess he'll be allright then!

You better make sure you have an onboard potty in YOUR car when you get him from the airport.
Then at your house - my gosh - how would you all get ready when he occupies it all the time????

epdc · Post by **epdc** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:37 pm

LOLOL, when I said "here" I meant "the petrazone" lolol.

anyways, even if he wanted to come nobody would pay attention to him since my little nephew would be around!!!!.

SamScales · Post by **SamScales** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:57 am

Well, how could they pay attention to him, he'd be in the bathroom the whole time anyways.

Hmmm......how is he hanging on the zone when he's got those kind of problems? Aaah, he's got a laptop and that's how he spends his time in the bathroom. Actually the bowel problems are just an excuse to get into the bathroom, because that's where the computer is and he just says he has to go cos he has to make a post on the zone. HAHAHAHA.

St. Augustine's Pears · Post by **St. Augustine's Pears** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:11 am

Judas priest, Bakersfield...

I got one word for you...

KAOPECTATE!

It's better than Pepto-Bismol...trust me...I'm only 34 but I have, in the words of my doctor, "an ulcer that is usually only found in 50-year-old stockbrokers!".

seichu kaisho · Post by **seichu kaisho** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:16 am

hahahaha??

haha-hu-haha??

HU, HU, HAHA-HAHA?? [/color]

epdc · Post by **epdc** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:00 pm

geez, and we only have one bathroom!!!lolol.

ya know Sam, I have tried to convince my mom of putting the puter on the bathroom (since my fellow petheads on USA do so, it most an "in" thing ya know) but she keeps saying no!!!!!!!! sigh....

Susannah · Post by **Susannah** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:45 pm

Who needs books to read when you can play with the computer while going to the bathroom! Man, if I kept a computer in the bathroom, I'd probably never come out! Maybe it's a good thing I don't have a laptop... And as it is right now, I'm sitting here typing, while I have to go to the bathroom really bad. So a computer in the bathroom would be really useful.

epdc · Post by **epdc** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 6:01 pm

we have reader`s digest in our bathroom too!!!!!!!!!!!!! give me 5 lolol. I thought we were the only ones.

SamScales · Post by **SamScales** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 2:02 am

Oh tell me about it Susannah!! Specially when you are chatting and you don't want people to wait - the: "brb, nature call" thing. You just keep on chatting and - do your biz in the bathroom at the same time.
Maybe we could link bathroom computers to the main computer of the house......

I mean, who still reads magazines - when you could read stuff on the puter!!!???

bakersfieldpethead · Post by **bakersfieldpethead** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 9:56 pm

Look Guys

It's all because of the "BAWLS" I drink......(for real this a real drink)

Anyhow, BAWLS makes the Bowles move, I'm one sick turky.

Later all

SamScales · Post by **SamScales** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:56 am

Ok, against my better judgement - I bite..........what's BAWLS???? Never heard of it!

bakersfieldpethead · Post by **bakersfieldpethead** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 2:15 am

http://www.bawls.com

it's a soda

I found it better than Diet Coke........however i still drink Diet Coke cause I have to go out of town to get BAWLS

The Petra Zone

Christmas This Year for Me

Christmas This Year for Me

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!

stephen

HEHEHEHE SAM LOL

har har diddy har har

hahahahahahahahaha

Readers' Digest, eat your heart out!

awwww hahahahah susannah

another line

bawls

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