The Petra Zone

OH LITTLE TATER
(a poem from the mind of bakersfieldpethead)

Oh little tater
I think I�ll eat you later
For you there won�t be an end
So I�ll talk to you now my friend

You look so crispy,
You look very nice to eat,
But I won�t eat you for now,
I still have to cook the meat,

Oh little tater,
I thought I would make you a tot,
But I decided to fry you
Now you�re nice and hot,

Oh little tater,
I have been so polite?
I�m so hungry now,
I could eat you little fry,

Oh little tater
Oh little tater
Oh little mmmm mmmm
Tater all gone

Taters makes me think of Napoleon Dynamite, only he called them "tots". LOL (Anyone see that movie?)

It's also makes me think of in Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, when Sam is fixin' taters and Gollum is all grossed out by them. LOL

Sam: Even you couldn't say no to taters.
Gollum: Oh yes we could!

Tait fans call themselves Taitertots.

I'm eating garlic mashed potatoes even as we speak.

*steps off of soapbox*

*steps off of soapbox*

You mean

*steps off of taterbox*

Umm...yeah...that's what I meant to say.

By the way, that was a cute little poem. I especially like the last part.

Do the chickens have large talons?

We've gotta spot in our set where there's a four count build like we're gonna do a huge explosion into the next song, but then we drop to complete silence on the downbeat and I trigger a Napoleon Dynamite "Are you guys having a killer time?" sample (intended to address the audience). Hi-hat four count, then we start the song for real.

It's gone very smoothly in rehearsals and our performance coach loves it. It's either going to be completely fun or its going to crash and burn the first time we try it... or both...

Here's hoping!

Tina! Eat some ham!

My oldest nephew called 'em "motatoes" when he first started talking...

Ryan, you are such a lunatic. You be careful out there on the road amigo. And don't blow up anything during rehearsals.

I have a ta say, Bako, that new avatar rocks. Makes me think "grunge", circa mid-90's or so. I see you have on sunglasses again.

That ND movie confuses me. When exactly was that supposed to have occured? It is a mix of 80's and 90's. I think that the movie is funny, because I knew people like that. My wife calls me a dork because I laugh at it. Was that black lady really a chick? She had awfully big knuckles and feet.

I'm in the mood for some Tina case-a-dillas.