The Petra Zone

See the fact is I just can't stop thinking about these things. An Idiot like me is always brain storming, and sometimes you're gonna get struck with an idea (or two or three.)


I just came out of the bathroom and I saw two maggots crawling out of the bathroom behind me and one said to the other "Bob, I just don't understand it, how could I just lose my appetite?"


Of the billions and billions of people in this world, how come I always get left holding the bag?


Sometimes people ask me, �Did you forget what you were going to say?� and I always reply with �No, I know what I was going to say, I just forgot how to talk for a moment.�


And finally


I had a dream one night that I was flying a fighter plane in a war; I was dropping bombs and shooting a single barrel machine gun out the front of the plane. Then I woke up and I was sitting on the toilet and the wall in front of me was wet.

Everybody have a nice day��we all are something, unless you are something else.

Wow you are funny - that really got me cracked up, man!!!!

& I ain't not bein' sarcastic neither

If I new how to use my mind, I could really be smart

If two bugars fell out of one nostral, how many bugars does that leave in my mouth?

Answer is 0: Cause If I saw the bugars fall out I would have got scared and swallowed the 3 in my mouth.


If i stuck out my toung at a passing car, how many licks would it take to clean the window?

There is no Answer for that one, what ever you decide is the right one.