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More Things to Think About

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 2:37 am
by bakersfieldpethead
If you say I'm one in a million
that would mean I'm five in five million

if there was a door to every room, where would we put the windows?

If you told your loved one "I love you" once a day then it would be easy to win or lose the "I love you more" fight at the end of the year. That depends on how much the other one says it too, I’m not even sure of how many times I’ve said it to anyone at this point. I think I’ve just rounded everyone back to square one.

Add 1 with how ever many times you pet your dog/cat a day, subtract how ever many times you wash your hands a day, then multiply that by 16,789, divide that in half. Take your answer and fit it around tightly around your steering wheel so it will fit, brush three times a day and use mouth wash and please floss. If you feel you have reached this recording in error please dial your local emergency fruit, he will tell you how to dress in case of a power outage.

I think the next pope should call himself "patty"

another thing

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 10:26 am
by bakersfieldpethead
If Sandy Patty recorded a Rock Album, wouldn't that be called a Rock Opera?

Have you ever just walked into your back yard, stepped in some Dog poop and said "krap!"? Yep that's what it is.

steven

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 2:10 pm
by epdc
I`m veru hurt with you :cry: not mad but hurt :cry:

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:35 pm
by SamScales
Bakers......you are just too much........
Forget the math, just gimme the answer! :P

a rock opera in your back yard?

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:10 pm
by seichu kaisho
The answer is:

"cardboard chopsticks"

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:02 pm
by onnyII
This guy.. has rea problems....

Re: More Things to Think About

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:52 pm
by bakersfieldpethead
VINTAGE CHAT WITH BAKES
In today's look at the past, Bakes replys to a topic from 2005.

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Wow what was I eating during this time? This is good stuff.