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Mor taseless fortun cokies
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 11:26 am
by seichu kaisho
Play trombone several hour create red ring around upper lip. Look like as though put lipstick on wrong.
Lucky numb3rs: Every whole number between 2.5 and 3.5
Learn Japanglish: Dry Cleaning = Dorai Kuriiningu
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:55 pm
by charl
Play trombone several hour create red ring around upper lip. Look like as though put lipstick on wrong.
One could, as Louis Armstrong did, play high C on the trumpet so many times that you get much, much more red than a little a ring could produce...
(Oh he split his upper lip right open-all the way up to his nose.
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tase like blud?
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:59 pm
by seichu kaisho
Wow, that sounds like that must have been a tasteful misfortune.
Mor taseless telefone jax
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:50 pm
by seichu kaisho
Fortune: Har har har, har har har-har. Har har, har har, har dee har-har.
Har.
Lucky numbers: Har, har, dee, har, and har-har
Learn Japanglish: Service center = saabisu sentaa!!!
Har-2 D2, Har-th Vader, Har Solo, Obi-Har Kenobi
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 6:40 pm
by seichu kaisho
I like pizza. Yu like pizza. We all lik pizza. Le'ts come eat pizza with meeee!
Yeah, yeah, those lucky numbers: 6, 12, 18, 24, Har
Some Christian Japanglish: Jesus Christ = Iesu Kirisuto
One tlillion vermillion
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:06 pm
by seichu kaisho
Fortune:
If you can't afford psychotherapy, just use bubble wrap, yo.
Lick these numbers:
oleven, twulve, thorteen, one Billiam
The Japanese word for Christian:
Kurisuchan!
(So if you have any Japanese friends, you can tell them "Watashi wa Kurisuchan desu!" which means "I am a Christian")
More Great American fortune cacklies
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:46 pm
by seichu kaisho
Fortune:
Secret to Successful Life is to pick you Ear Goobers daily.
Sickly numbers:
Three, tres, tr�s, tre, trois, drei, san
Double duple Japanglish bonus!!!
Catholic = Katorikku
Protestant = Purotesutanto
I once ate cereal on my head. . . no, not really
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:40 pm
by seichu kaisho
Le fortun�e:
If you have ever washed your hair in a sink, then your head must be a dish.
My head is a big dish, that's for sure.
Lucky dumbers:
Norf, Eest, Sowth, and Whest
Japangrish:
Mexico = Mekishiko
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:25 pm
by Petrapraise
Fortune:
"If your parents don't have children neither will you."
Sending out an L O L
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:49 pm
by seichu kaisho
Wow, that was a good one. 
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 6:23 pm
by Petrapraise
How About..."Celibacy is Not hereditary".
Festive fortune c's - theyre green and red but taste same
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 6:01 pm
by yamasaaaki har har
Suction cups, silly putty, and styrofoam peanuts make the world go round.
Lucky numbers(?): Ho, ho, and ho
Jappunglish: Merry Christmas = Merii Kurisumasu
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 4:55 pm
by bakersfieldpethead
Fortune:
Your Day will begin when a bright light appears in the sky
Lucky Bucky Numbers:
1,002 ; 1975; 1,890,475; 0
YOU'VE WON A BONUS FORTUNE
Fortune:
Never take little strips of white paper seriously, you might end up in trouble.
You're watching ���
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 11:22 pm
by yamasaaaki har har
Life is like a box of caramels. You never know what you're gonna get stuck to your teeth.
Lucky letters: �, �, and �
Japongl�s: extra = ekisutora