Bathroom Deprived / No Ideas (hope for something big soon)
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:19 am
I�ve been having a lot of trouble coming up with new ideas and stories to share. I�ve been pooped deprived, or at least I�m lacking on the bigger substance of the matter.
However, I have come up with the explanatoryation. (new word)
While sitting on the pot, I have received many visits from the bathroom God. However while some may be dropping their kids off at the pool, mine are not growing up for the moment. In other words (and there are many). The reindeer are coming through but Santa has yet to show up!
I have not changed my dieting, nor have I done anything to change the way I use the bathroom. But this leaves me with hope, because at least I�m getting some use out of my rear.
I understand that some may get offended about this topic, however if one person every 5 seconds would get up off their Church bench and use the bathroom maybe the congregation wouldn�t look so constipated.
Thank You
My Blessings to You, may all your bathrooms have a can of Lysol� in it.
However, I have come up with the explanatoryation. (new word)
While sitting on the pot, I have received many visits from the bathroom God. However while some may be dropping their kids off at the pool, mine are not growing up for the moment. In other words (and there are many). The reindeer are coming through but Santa has yet to show up!
I have not changed my dieting, nor have I done anything to change the way I use the bathroom. But this leaves me with hope, because at least I�m getting some use out of my rear.
I understand that some may get offended about this topic, however if one person every 5 seconds would get up off their Church bench and use the bathroom maybe the congregation wouldn�t look so constipated.
Thank You
My Blessings to You, may all your bathrooms have a can of Lysol� in it.