The Petra Zone

FOR ANYONE OUT I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT RANDY RICHARDSON IS A REALLY GREAT GUY! HE'S REALLY NICE AND I'VE NEVER HAD ANY PROBLEMS WITH HIM IN ANYWAY! HE'S A STANDUP KINDA GUY IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD! IF YOU COME INTO CONTACT WITH RANDY, YOU WILL BE GLAD YOU DID CAUSE THE GUY'S NICE MAN! HE'S ALSO A FAST LEARNER! I GAVE HIM GUITAR LESSONS AND BEFORE I KNEW IT HE WAS PLAYING IN CHURCH WITH THE PRAISE BAND! IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A TRUSTWORTHY, DEPENDABLE, FUN LOVING GUY; THEN RANDY IS YOUR MAN.

SHELL IS A REALLY DOWN TO EARTH LADY. I MEAN SHE HAS ALOT OF INSITE INTO THINGS. I DIDN'T KNOW WHO SHE WAS THE FIRST TIME I MET HER, BUT SHE DIDN'T GET MAD AND TRY TO BEAT ME UP. NO, NOT SHELL OR (AUNT SHELL) AS SHE WAS CALLED BACK IN THOSE DAYS. NOSIREEBOB. SHE JUST LAUGHED IT OFF LIKE ANY DECENT, FUNLOVING TRUSTWORTHY, KIND TO SMALL ANIMALS, DECENT TO BAKERSFIELDPETHEAD, SAM SCALES FAN WOULD! IF YOU COME INTO CONTACT WITH EITHER RANDY OR SHELL YOU ARE IN FOR A TREAT. I SHOULD KNOW CAUSE I'VE DEALT WITH BOTH OF THEM ON A PERSONAL BASIS OVER A LONG PERIOD OF TIME. DON'T BE FOOLED INTO THINKING THEY ARE MEAN OR DON'T CARE ABOUT PEOPLE CAUSE THAT WOULD BE A LIE. PROBABLY PUT OUT THERE BY SAM'S MANAGER SUE DEMPSTER. ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? I TELL YOU MAN THAT SUE IS SOMETHING ELSE! CAN YOU TRUST A WOMAN THAT AGREES TO GO TO WAFFLE HOUSE AFTER A LIVE TAPING OF A PETRA CD? I DON'T KNOW FOR SURE, BUT I TELL YOU THIS TYPING IN ALL CAPS CAN REALLY THROW OF YOUR TYPING SKILLS CAUSE YOU ALWAYS WANT TO HIT THAT SHIFT KEY AT EVERY CAPITAL LETTER. YOU GO ALONG HAVING TO BACKSPACE CAUSE THEY ARE ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. OK I'M DONE NOW.

Enosh, you are SUCH a loon....

I thought the first time we met was absolutely hilarious, it's one of my most priceless memories. And it's quite possible you didn't know who I was at first because I didn't speak up and TELL you I was Shell from the Zone. If you're like most people, you can't know stuff without being told...Whoops, I forgot, you're Superman.

Well, I voted for "Shell, Shells Don't Have Emotions Enosh" because that's my favorite song on this album, with those amazing guitar riffs and head-banging drums. Though "I Totally Know Where Enosh Got That Newsletter Reference" comes in a close second. . . . .wait, what? Oh, shoot. This isn't an album. Never mind. . .

I'll tell ya... Enosh just has NOT been the same since he bashed his head on that coat hook at that Waffle House.

THESE ALLIGATIONS OF A COAT RACK AND MY HEAD HAVE TO BE THE PROBLEM. I MEAN I'VE HAD BRAIN SURGERY, BUT I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING LIKE THAT GREASY COAT HOOK FROM THE WAFFLE HOUSE GO UPSIDE MY CRANIUM BEFORE. WOW THAT WAFFLE HOUSE WAS PRETTY NAST! YES I MEANT NAST, I DIDN'T FORGET THE "T".

WHICH LEADS ME TO SAM SCALES...

SOME PEOPLE WOULD THINK HER STRANGE, WHAT WITH THE FINGER POINTING DANCING AROUND YOU WHILE SHE SINGS SONGS FROM HER ALBUM IN SUE'S LIVING ROOM AS IT PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND. SOME WOULD THINK WHO IS THIS WEIRDO TAKING PICTURES OF ME AND ANDBAND FROM ACROSS THE PARKING LOT AT THE HOTEL IN MINNESOTA. NOT ME THOUGH, NOPE I CALL HER A GOOD FRIEND. ALTHOUGH I HAVE TO SAY I'M A LITTLE HURT THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN INCLUDED AT THE END OF ONE OF HER NEWSLETTERS. YOU KNOW, THE PART WHERE THEY TALK ABOUT PEOPLE THEY HAVE MET AND WHO MEAN SOMETHING TO THEM. YEAH, WHY HASN'T ENOSH FEE GRACED YOUR NEWSLETTER. I SAW ELO ON THERE ONCE. I TELL YOU THIS SAM CAN'T BE TRUSTED.

OH SURE, SHE CAN TALK HER FRIEND SUE INTO HAVING YOUR BAND COME AND OPEN FOR JOHN SCHLITT, LEADING TO PLAYING GUITAR FOR THE GUY TWO YEARS LATER, BUT THAT'S ABOUT IT! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE WHAT AN ARTICLE ABOUT ENOSH AND WHAT I'VE MEANT TO YOU WOULD LOOK LIKE. SOMETHING LIKE ENOSH IS A GOOD GUY, THE BEST LOOKING MEMBER OF ANDBAND, (OH WAIT THERE WAS A VOTE, AND I CAME IN SECOND BEHIND JON HOLTZ) I THINK IT WAS RIGGED!

ANYWAY, WHAT WAS I SAYING AGAIN? OH YEAH, THE EGGS JON HAD AT WAFFLE HOUSE THAT NIGHT COULD OF FRIED A CHICKEN IN THE GREASE ON TOP OF THE WHITES! AND MICHAEL, IF I POST ANDBAND RELATED TOPICS IN THE PETRAZONE WILL I GET BANNED? ONLY TIME WILL TELL WHO GET'S THE LAST STARBURST!!

OH, BY THE WAY, LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT PEOPLE ON A MESSAGE BOARD. SO STOP IT DEMPSTER. I KNOW IT'S YOU MAKING ME LOOK BAD OVER AT THE COOKING ZONE BOARD. I CAN TO MAKE A GREAT BAVARIAN CHICKEN DINNER!!!! CURSES!!!!!!

ENOSHI-SAN, ANATA WA OKASHII HITO DESU NE! MACHIGAINAKU. SOSHITE SHINSETSU NA!

WATASHI WA JAGAIMO DESU! TAKUSAN NO SAKANA O TABERU GA HOSHII, HASHI O TSUKAU! KONGO OTEARAI NI IMASU YO!! BEKAZU-FIARUDO-PETTOHEDDO-SAN WA DOKO DESU KA??

ANDBAND. AND-BAND. AND-BANNED.

'Nuff said.

ENOSHI-SAN, ANATA WA OKASHII HITO DESU NE! MACHIGAINAKU. SOSHITE SHINSETSU NA!

WATASHI WA JAGAIMO DESU! TAKUSAN NO SAKANA O TABERU GA HOSHII, HASHI O TSUKAU! KONGO OTEARAI NI IMASU YO!! BEKAZU-FIARUDO-PETTOHEDDO-SAN WA DOKO DESU KA??

Say what?

ANDBAND. AND-BAND. AND-BANNED.

'Nuff said.

That's not fair! Will it make a difference if I stop typing in all caps? I want Sam and Sue to see this thread.

yamasaaaki har har wrote:ENOSHI-SAN, ANATA WA OKASHII HITO DESU NE! MACHIGAINAKU. SOSHITE SHINSETSU NA!

WATASHI WA JAGAIMO DESU! TAKUSAN NO SAKANA O TABERU GA HOSHII, HASHI O TSUKAU! KONGO OTEARAI NI IMASU YO!! BEKAZU-FIARUDO-PETTOHEDDO-SAN WA DOKO DESU KA??

Okay, I will be nice and translate for you.

SE�OR ENOSH, �ERES UN HOMBRE MUY C�MICO! SIN DUDA. �Y MUY SIMP�TICO TAMBI�N!

�YO SOY UNA PAPA! �QUIERO COMER MUCHO PESCADO, USANDO PALILLAS! ��LUEGO ESTAR� EN EL BA�O!! ��D�NDE EST� EL SE�OR BAKERSFIELD PET-CABEZA??

I didn't necessarily say I was gonna translate it to English

Help a brother out for goodness sake.

Wait, I've got an idea.

Haha, I understand enough of it to know he's telling you you're a nice, funny guy and he's saying something about the bathroom and asking where Bakes is, but Elo is probably better able to give a word for word translation. I'm having a little trouble with the part in the middle, and I'm not sure I want to try to translate the part about the bathroom.

Give him a break, Dan, he doesn't understand Spanish, LOL.

Mr. Enosh, you are a very nice man, no doubt. and also very likeable.
I'm a pope! I want to eat lots of fish, using palillas(?). I'll be in bath soon.
Where is barkersfield Pethead??

Wow, very close, Adrinux. But "una papa" is a potato, not a Pope.

Sir Enosh, you're a funny guy! (and I mean that in a good way, not a bad way.) No doubt. Very nice too.

I am a potato! (not a Pope) I wanna eat a lot of fish, using chopsticks! Later, I'll be in the bathroom! Where is Sir Metallinostheos (I mean, Sir Bakersfield)


Now could someone translate that to Deutsch?

Where is barkersfield Pethead??

Sorry guys, i was bugar fishing in the bathroom. but i feel a lot better now