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Retarded Man Seeks Brain
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 8:44 am
by bakersfieldpethead
Hi
I can't even remember my name, but if you could help find a brain for me, I'll introduce myself after the brain surgery.
I can't tell you where I live or what my phone number is. This is no doubt stressful and frustrating. I hope to find a brain before Christmas so I can remember what it is, if it hasn't passed already. Further more I'm interested into finding out how I got on here and why. And how I can do this again.
If any of you are interested in helping me find a brain, contact my friend ed. He's my friend. His name is................ Ed.
Thank You

Okay...
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 11:38 am
by Shell
Just go on back to bed and get some sleep, Stephen, you'll feel better soon.

Sheesh, I thought I was the lunatic here.

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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 12:15 pm
by bakersfieldpethead
Yes but I'm also Smart in a round about way

Stephen
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 5:13 pm
by epdc
isn`t interesting that you don`t remember who you are or anything like that but you do remember your password for logging in here? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 5:28 pm
by Pethead1
You can come stay with me. The people here are kinda weard. They got the matters on the walls and every time they help me put on my coat they do it backwards.
And they say I need help?????????

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Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 10:26 pm
by bakersfieldpethead
my password? my friend ed keeps me up on things until I find me a brain.
No one knows what happend to my old brain, they just said it got sometimers and forgot to stay put.
I don't know, that's for sure......but good news I am closer to finding my old brain......this morning I farted and found my brain-stem. Its gotta be close.
But if you find a new one let my friend ed know......his name is ed, he's my friend.....ed.

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2003 1:09 am
by BigD
I've got a paper to write tomorrow and I don't want to sleep. At all. Now that's weird.
I think he's just trying to get his post count up, though.
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2003 2:42 pm
by bakersfieldpethead
We are all in this world.......we might as well make the best of it.

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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2003 2:48 pm
by epdc
Stephen, dear, are you sure that you are not ed or ed is you? (hahahahahahahahaha)
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 2:07 am
by bakersfieldpethead
Who's Ed?
Oh....uh............no, i'm not ed

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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 7:08 pm
by bakersfieldpethead
ed died today, in a sled crash with a fat man in a red outfit
guys
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 9:27 pm
by epdc
what steven is trying to say is that one of his personalities, ed, died today. by dying he means that finally the theraphy is working so ed is now out of his mind

This is Ed's Dead Pizza, how may I help-a-you?
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:14 am
by seichu kaisho
I think this "Ed" is
FakersFieldPethead
Don't get your hopes up, normal Bakersguy, you may have "killed the old man" but "he just might keep coming back" so "you'd better keep your ears peeled".

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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:48 pm
by bakersfieldpethead
hmmmmm................no ed isn't fakersfield, that's enosh