#1 - I don't give money to politics, and I couldn't listened to both candidates positions because clearly only one had a position!!!
#5 - I don't have a bumper sticker, but if I did, it would read something like GO YANKEES!
#9 - I don't have to hope that heaven will be a gated Republican community. It alrea dy is!
#11 - The last time I was in a bar, it was to buy a gift card for the attached restaurant.
#13 - When another driver cuts me off in traffic I probably say something along the lines of "moron", "learn to drive", or "get a quarter to buy a clue". Or maybe a dollar, given the rate of inflation.
#15 - Wal-mart is A, B, C, and a whole lot more
