The Petra Zone

My wife called me at work about an hour ago with the bad - no, make that the tragic news: My dogs ate all my tomatoes. Worse than that, they ate the vines that the tomatoes were growing on! Now I probably won't get a second chance for tomatoes this year.

Worst of all, the first two tomatoes had turned pink overnight last night. And I've never grown anything in my life, this was my first try (I'm 32 years old). And, one of the plants belonged to my four year old son.

Here's what happened - the plants were on our picnic table, out on our deck. A sudden wind kicked up and blew both pots (four plants) off the table onto the deck, where the dogs discovered that they not only like ripe tomatoes, but green ones as well. And vines. And potting soil.

Stupid dogs.

If I didn't know who you were, Spott, I might have thought it was another stupid spam post about tomatoes. I've never heard of a dog that liked tomatoes. Those four-legged creatures can be a pain in the rear.

I know how you feel. I feed the deer every. Looks like this year they may let me get a few peas.

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By the way I'm just joking so don't delete this post

I have never heard of a dog eating tomatoes much less the whole vine. I would've thought the vine to be bitter lol.
of course my sisters black lab used to chew everything up ...including paper. lol

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yamasaaaki har har wrote:rotten tomatoes

That would actually be: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/

A pretty decent movie review site.

Inspammatory material? Dude that's funny.


I had a yellow rose (which are apparently supposed to be a bit more difficult to grow) that grew beautifully the first year before the dog destroyed it. This is only one of the myriad of reasons that I like cats.

Good dog, Gooooood dog. String hates tomatos!! They are evil. Ever see The Attack Of The Killer Tomatos? My dad loved tomatos and look at where he is at....six feet under and in Heaven. But, that wasn't due to tomatos...just kidding!!

tomatoes taste good if they are ripe and grown fresh on the vine only the vine would be yuck. lol
now I like peppers grown fresh on the vine as well
( any peppers the hotter the better )


only I dont get to have a garden where my trailer is .. but my parents have a garden lol and i can get fresh vegetables from them

u sure those animals on your backyard ARE DOGS???

u better check 'em... dogs don't eat tomatoes...

my dog loves ice... jajajaja