Me and my Bellybutton, we very best friends,
I take him to lunch with me, and eat until he pokes out again,
But I get very, very sad each day I have to exercise
Because when I lose all my weight, He has to go back inside,
So that is why I go to an all you can eat buffet,
So I can get fat eating thirds and fourths everyday,
And then when he�s completely out, the food bill I will pay,
And then I�ll go outside and take my shirt off, so me and my bellybutton can play.



