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Worst thing to ever post as a facebook status update
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:35 am
by bakersfieldpethead
"Just got back from the doctors office, hemorrhoids are a little swollen however the doctor says there’s no cause for concern, false alarm!!!"
Re: Worst thing to ever post as a facebook status update
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 7:41 am
by executioner
You would be the one to post something like that.
Re: Worst thing to ever post as a facebook status update
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:47 pm
by brent
I am calling in sick so I can go to the game.
(This in the light of recent news, where employers are asking and receiving logins from employees.)
Re: Worst thing to ever post as a facebook status update
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:01 pm
by Jonathan
Or perhaps the entirety of failbook.com.
Re: Worst thing to ever post as a facebook status update
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:50 am
by brent
Other things that bring conversations you never bargained for....
1. "Obama sucks"
2. "People who have those "COEXIST" stickers on their cars are morons, because they do not realize that all of the symbols on that sticker represent religions, cultures and cults juxtaposed to one another, claiming the others are wrong."
3. "I know how to dougy."
4. "Taylor Swift looks half big-headed-bug-eyed-alien and half human."
Re: Worst thing to ever post as a facebook status update
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 8:34 am
by Jonathan
brent wrote:4. "Taylor Swift looks half big-headed-bug-eyed-alien and half human."

Re: Worst thing to ever post as a facebook status update
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:02 am
by bakersfieldpethead
brent wrote:Other things that bring conversations you never bargained for....
1. "Obama sucks"
2. "People who have those "COEXIST" stickers on their cars are morons, because they do not realize that all of the symbols on that sticker represent religions, cultures and cults juxtaposed to one another, claiming the others are wrong."
3. "I know how to dougy."
4. "Taylor Swift looks half big-headed-bug-eyed-alien and half human."
5. Ever notice how Vince Gill looks like Wynona’s ugly twin?
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Bobby Smith for All You Can Eat Pancakes 10:15am
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Bobby Smith for All You Can Eat Pancakes 11:25am
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Bobby Smith for All You Can Eat Pancakes 11:40am
- Is at IHOP with
Bobby Smith for All You Can Eat Pancakes 12:00pm
- Is at IHOP with
Bobby Smith for All You Can Eat Pancakes 12:45pm
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Bobby Smith for All You Can Eat Pancakes 1:00pm
- Is at Mercy Hospital with
Bobby Smith 1:45pm