BAKERSFIELDPETHEAD's TOP TEN LIST: THEE COFFEE MAN

[bakersfieldpethead]

Hey Everyone

"I have in my hand tonights top ten list" (always wanted to say that).

Today's topic is -
TOP 10 REASONS WHY THEE COFFEE MAN NEEDS TO CUT BACK ON COFFEE

10. With every Friday Nite Live show, there is a suspicious hum that no one can identify. Kind of like a low end motor running. A little aggravating but can be drowned out by loud music.

09. The Right Place now has to replace the mouse to Thee Coffee Man�s computer before and after The Right Place Roast segment on Friday Nite Live because of his annoying habit of clicking the mouse rapidly at the speed of 500cpm (clicks per minuet).

08. Every time MexcianSpud and Thee Coffee Man talks on the phone now, MexicanSpud says do I need to clear a spot for you to park Friday? Followed by Thee Coffee Man replying, no I�ll fly in as usual.

07. As soon as a set of songs start on Friday Nite Live, Thee Coffee Man downs a cup of coffee and sits there and hums the tune of a 1989 Honda Civic Engine sitting idle. (hey now we know what number 10 is).

06. Thee Coffee Man has a weekly Dentist appointment to remove three layers of coffee stains only off of the teeth that shows when he smiles.

05. While waking up in the morning Thee Coffee Man looks at the clock and counts how many hours it has been since his last cup.

04. While taking a lunch break Thee Coffee Man looks at his watch and counts how many minuets it has been since his last cup.

03. A study shows that thanks to Thee Coffee Man in five years Fish will be a reliable source of caffeine.

02. While watching a coffee commercial he tells Station Mom, �Now you know what I want for Christmas�

(drum roll please) and the number one reason why Thee Coffee Man needs to cut back on coffee is

01. The country of Columbia makes Thee Coffee Man�s birthday a national Holladay!!!

[Mexican Spud]

That is GREAT!!!!

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