The Petra Zone

My Empty Hoover

I have this massive Hoover vac. I mean the only thing that is louder is my uncle when he snores on our tour bus, but hey he�s a singer so he can harmonize with a freight train in his sleep.

So anyway, I have this Hoover vac. I mean the only thing that sucks up more stuff is me at Lunch at a Chinese Buffet on all you can eat shrimp day. You know the oriental guy? After you�ve been there eating for while, he comes out and says �You been here, four (4) hour, you go home now.� And after I tasted his new �Flied Lice�.

So anyway, I have this Hoover vac. I mean this uses power like you wouldn�t believe�..it says it saves energy, but I can�t find out where the reservoir is. I�m gonna need to find it when I can�t pay my electric bill.

So anyway, I have this Hoover vac. Did you ever see those old commercials, where their vacs are sucking up stacks of quarters�lol�����don�t do it! Hoovers suck a lot up, but a stack of quarters is gonna cost a wad of cash.

So anyway, I have this Hoover vac. Uh, hmm, hmmmm, how do you like that? I forgot why I bought it, after all I have hard wood floors.

Steve, you need help. Serious help!

I was going to say the same thing, but since you said it already....

Actually, I think anyone who hangs out here ends up needing help after awhile. It's a requirement. LOL.

Should I admit we had one of those huge Hoovers when I was a kid?

It's okay Steven, you will feel better soon. LOL.

we all need help since the very moment we took our time, precious time, for reading this post LOLOL.

I have this Kenmore vac.........it works pretty good. We'll see how well it'll do in 2 years!!

avoid the kitchen, you start sucking up food with that thing and it will never want normal carpet dirt again

too late.....it now demands going out to eat in the most expensive restaurant that I can find!!!