I have way to much time on my hands
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 2:41 am
My Troubled, But Busy Letter
(gotta keep up with this one)
Dear Fruit Cakes
One million, three hundred and 40 thousand billion trillion zillion years ago, before I bought my last car. I was hop-scotching on the sidewalk at school on a winter�s day. I pulled my tank-top off, because it was just too hot. On the last square, my belt came loos and my tights fell down. Did I happen to Minchin it was snowing? It caused me to slip��I slid 5 miles down the hill, on my sled. Oh I was on vacation.
When I got to the store, I had to sit and rest���..uh, 5 miles is a long way to walk in your underwear, in the snow and rain no less. I went in and got me a slurpy, I bet you�re wondering where I kept the money. It was in my pants pocket, I was warring dress slacks. Man, where are you guys at?
Anyway so, I went out and got back into my mustang, and kissed my wife goodbye as I got out of my car. We were at the air port; I was leaving for a cruse to the Bahamas and the ship was about the leave dock, I�m telling you I hate traveling to space��come on it is the 15th Century and I haven�t even got my drivers license yet.
So I sat down in front of the tube and flipped on The Flip Wilson Show�..I phoned for a pizza, and hollered at my dog for leaving his business on my couch. I threaten rover that I would give him to the Delivery Man when he came to deliver my Chinese food. Of course when she came to the door, my cat was no where in site. But hey I guess I�ll keep that pet for a little longer then normal. But I�ll have to give him back when the owner calls me, I bet he misses that bird, I caught it and then fed it to my cat, of course my dog threw it up�.so I don�t know what to tell this guy when he calls.
Anyway it�s rough living alone, if you�ve never done it before, don�t try it until you get the proper medication. I�m on the pill; it�s hard when you have to take 14 SHOTS A DAY, GOOD NIGHT. I didn�t mean to scare this guy, he was vary bothered to be in this mess in the first place, but hey when you get into an accident, you have to pay the penalty, so we gave them 10 yards but they still got a touch down on us. We stink, I haven�t had a shower in a couple of days, so I thought I would take a bath. Oh-no my brother wouldn�t hear of it, he said I�m gonna go in to the bathroom first, I�m older and wiser and your uncle��I was surprised, no way was my younger sister normal.
So anyway, it�s been a long day�.I�ve seen many people and many cars with pets driving them. If it�s not long then email me your topics you can reach me at [email protected]. Thank you and may all your hash browns be crispy and your Jello be firm.
Sincerely but Truthfully
Me, Myself and I am done!
(gotta keep up with this one)
Dear Fruit Cakes
One million, three hundred and 40 thousand billion trillion zillion years ago, before I bought my last car. I was hop-scotching on the sidewalk at school on a winter�s day. I pulled my tank-top off, because it was just too hot. On the last square, my belt came loos and my tights fell down. Did I happen to Minchin it was snowing? It caused me to slip��I slid 5 miles down the hill, on my sled. Oh I was on vacation.
When I got to the store, I had to sit and rest���..uh, 5 miles is a long way to walk in your underwear, in the snow and rain no less. I went in and got me a slurpy, I bet you�re wondering where I kept the money. It was in my pants pocket, I was warring dress slacks. Man, where are you guys at?
Anyway so, I went out and got back into my mustang, and kissed my wife goodbye as I got out of my car. We were at the air port; I was leaving for a cruse to the Bahamas and the ship was about the leave dock, I�m telling you I hate traveling to space��come on it is the 15th Century and I haven�t even got my drivers license yet.
So I sat down in front of the tube and flipped on The Flip Wilson Show�..I phoned for a pizza, and hollered at my dog for leaving his business on my couch. I threaten rover that I would give him to the Delivery Man when he came to deliver my Chinese food. Of course when she came to the door, my cat was no where in site. But hey I guess I�ll keep that pet for a little longer then normal. But I�ll have to give him back when the owner calls me, I bet he misses that bird, I caught it and then fed it to my cat, of course my dog threw it up�.so I don�t know what to tell this guy when he calls.
Anyway it�s rough living alone, if you�ve never done it before, don�t try it until you get the proper medication. I�m on the pill; it�s hard when you have to take 14 SHOTS A DAY, GOOD NIGHT. I didn�t mean to scare this guy, he was vary bothered to be in this mess in the first place, but hey when you get into an accident, you have to pay the penalty, so we gave them 10 yards but they still got a touch down on us. We stink, I haven�t had a shower in a couple of days, so I thought I would take a bath. Oh-no my brother wouldn�t hear of it, he said I�m gonna go in to the bathroom first, I�m older and wiser and your uncle��I was surprised, no way was my younger sister normal.
So anyway, it�s been a long day�.I�ve seen many people and many cars with pets driving them. If it�s not long then email me your topics you can reach me at [email protected]. Thank you and may all your hash browns be crispy and your Jello be firm.
Sincerely but Truthfully
Me, Myself and I am done!
J/K.
