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Why Me?

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 3:20 am
by bakersfieldpethead
Exclusively for this board

What will everyone ask the Lord when they get to Heaven?

Here are my top 5 questions

1. Why is there brail at a drive up ATM
2. Why do they call it a Roller Coaster, when Coasters don�t roll, they slide
3. Is the Hokey Pokey really what it�s all about?
4. I�ve been on the Internet, where is the outernet?
5. What happened to Holy Soldier

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 1:26 pm
by Susannah
I wanna know what happened to Holy Soldier too! LOL Those are all good questions.

GRRRRRRRRR

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 2:45 pm
by epdc
I wasted my time checking this because I thought you were going through a problem and now this LOL.


now serisously, geez, what could I ask God?, I have like tons of questions, one could be "why Louie left petra?" HAHAHAHAHAHA.

MMMMM, for what I can think is all about personal questions, I can`t think in a good one right now.

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 10:37 pm
by LexingtonPethead
Yeah... what did happen to Holy Soldier?

Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 12:42 am
by SamScales
At the risk of getting 20 lashes with a wet Pethead shirt.......WHO is 'Holy Soldier'??????? :o

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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 3:51 am
by bakersfieldpethead
Who is Holy Soldier? :shock:
Who is Holy Soldier? :o
Who is Holy Soldier? :x

It's a band :P

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 12:33 am
by SamScales
Ah......

8)

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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 5:09 am
by bakersfieldpethead
oh yes

They have some good stuff from the late 80s, but try to find you a copy of "Promise Man" that was a cool album.

Oh by the way.....does anyone remember "The Prayer Chain" I still have a copy of "Shaw" I think that was their last album.

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 3:43 am
by SamScales
I've never heard of "Holy Soldier".

Either I'm an idiot - or - where have I been??????????

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 1:23 pm
by onnyII
ummmmmmmmmmmmm...............
I came here thinkin about TRULLY SPIRITUAL QUESTIONS!!!!!

u guyz won't surprise me anymore...... I know now that I can wait ANYTHNG from you peoples.......

BTW, my Q's r:

1- Why He made ME cute instead of rich?!?!!?
2- Why Elo doesn't want to b my Valentine?
3- bakersfieldpethead, has a new kind of brain desease? or has already been discovered and named??? cause that guy needs help!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 4:01 pm
by epdc
YOU ARE CRAZY ONNY LOLOL!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

is gonna be december and you will keep talking about "valentines" :P

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 4:02 pm
by epdc
YOU ARE CRAZY ONNY LOLOL!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

is gonna be december and you will keep talking about "valentines" :P

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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 5:49 am
by bakersfieldpethead
I was infected by a rare but common desease, it's called middleofnightlisteningtopetraandtypingondazone-ites. There has only been one death that I know of, a dog died of hunger cause it's master had it.

yes......I'm da idiot. I chose to be an idiot by mistake. I accidentally did it on purpose.

I walk down the streets in my house and have arguments about it.

"I'm not an idiot! Yes I am, now shut up!.......no I'm not an idiot! Yes I am an idiot and that's all there is to it!"

See it's a battle. Why fight it? My idiotess will come one day to clear things up. We'll get married and have little idiots running around.

My screw's been loose for while. :D

you should be a writer

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 2:46 pm
by epdc
you are very creative considering you are an idiot :wink: OR WAIT, maybe the reason why you are creative is because you are an idiot :lol:

I still laugh of that "idiotess" word LOLOL.