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Why Me?
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 3:20 am
by bakersfieldpethead
Exclusively for this board
What will everyone ask the Lord when they get to Heaven?
Here are my top 5 questions
1. Why is there brail at a drive up ATM
2. Why do they call it a Roller Coaster, when Coasters don�t roll, they slide
3. Is the Hokey Pokey really what it�s all about?
4. I�ve been on the Internet, where is the outernet?
5. What happened to Holy Soldier
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 1:26 pm
by Susannah
I wanna know what happened to Holy Soldier too! LOL Those are all good questions.
GRRRRRRRRR
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 2:45 pm
by epdc
I wasted my time checking this because I thought you were going through a problem and now this LOL.
now serisously, geez, what could I ask God?, I have like tons of questions, one could be "why Louie left petra?" HAHAHAHAHAHA.
MMMMM, for what I can think is all about personal questions, I can`t think in a good one right now.
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 10:37 pm
by LexingtonPethead
Yeah... what did happen to Holy Soldier?
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 12:42 am
by SamScales
At the risk of getting 20 lashes with a wet Pethead shirt.......WHO is 'Holy Soldier'???????

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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 3:51 am
by bakersfieldpethead
Who is Holy Soldier?
Who is Holy Soldier?
Who is Holy Soldier?
It's a band

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 12:33 am
by SamScales
Ah......

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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 5:09 am
by bakersfieldpethead
oh yes
They have some good stuff from the late 80s, but try to find you a copy of "Promise Man" that was a cool album.
Oh by the way.....does anyone remember "The Prayer Chain" I still have a copy of "Shaw" I think that was their last album.
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 3:43 am
by SamScales
I've never heard of "Holy Soldier".
Either I'm an idiot - or - where have I been??????????
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 1:23 pm
by onnyII
ummmmmmmmmmmmm...............
I came here thinkin about TRULLY SPIRITUAL QUESTIONS!!!!!
u guyz won't surprise me anymore...... I know now that I can wait ANYTHNG from you peoples.......
BTW, my Q's r:
1- Why He made ME cute instead of rich?!?!!?
2- Why Elo doesn't want to b my Valentine?
3- bakersfieldpethead, has a new kind of brain desease? or has already been discovered and named??? cause that guy needs help!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 4:01 pm
by epdc
YOU ARE CRAZY ONNY LOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!
is gonna be december and you will keep talking about "valentines"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 4:02 pm
by epdc
YOU ARE CRAZY ONNY LOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!
is gonna be december and you will keep talking about "valentines"

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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 5:49 am
by bakersfieldpethead
I was infected by a rare but common desease, it's called middleofnightlisteningtopetraandtypingondazone-ites. There has only been one death that I know of, a dog died of hunger cause it's master had it.
yes......I'm da idiot. I chose to be an idiot by mistake. I accidentally did it on purpose.
I walk down the streets in my house and have arguments about it.
"I'm not an idiot! Yes I am, now shut up!.......no I'm not an idiot! Yes I am an idiot and that's all there is to it!"
See it's a battle. Why fight it? My idiotess will come one day to clear things up. We'll get married and have little idiots running around.
My screw's been loose for while.

you should be a writer
Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 2:46 pm
by epdc
you are very creative considering you are an idiot

OR WAIT, maybe the reason why you are creative is because you are an idiot
I still laugh of that "idiotess" word LOLOL.