Big Questions

bakersfieldpethead · Post by **bakersfieldpethead** » Fri May 08, 2009 1:17 am

Do you see me?

Do you know me?

If I asked you to put Nair in your Hair and rub it around liberally, would you do it?

If I wanted to fly a kite would you stand out there so I could shoot a pellet gun at your Dog?

If my last meal was tomato soup, could I have seconds?

If space is cold, can we take a heater up there just to see if it works? Can we do that for me? I just want to see for myself.

If everyone wet their pants at the same time, who would forget about the Pizza in the oven?

Do you know me?

I am the idiot!

Edward · Post by **Edward** » Fri May 08, 2009 8:33 am

Do you have that Bakersfield respatory illness?

Enosh · Post by **Enosh** » Mon May 11, 2009 11:37 am

Oh I know you alright! You're that guy who is still using the name I won from you fair and square years ago! There was a vote buddy!!

Wait, that's right. I remember now. I told you could keep it. That's cool. Nevermind.

by the way... It you've got the heater, I've got the rocket ship.

Jonathan · Post by **Jonathan** » Tue May 12, 2009 4:18 pm

I should point out that Nair works really well on cats.

bakersfieldpethead · Post by **bakersfieldpethead** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:14 pm

Really? Nair on Cats?

I thought that would be like trying to french kiss someone without any teeth. Sure it could happen, but something just dosn't feel right about it.

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:40 am

and that's why ya don't smoke drugs kids...

separateunion · Post by **separateunion** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:09 am

danielaussie wrote:and that's why ya don't smoke drugs kids...

Well, considering most drugs aren't smoked, I'd say yes.

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:53 pm

separateunion wrote:
danielaussie wrote:and that's why ya don't smoke drugs kids...
Well, considering most drugs aren't smoked, I'd say yes.

Looks like we have a resident expert on drugs..

separateunion · Post by **separateunion** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:40 pm

It doesn't take an expert to know that most drugs are taken through snorting, swallowing or shot up with a needle. The only drug that's really smoked is marijuana.

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:25 pm

dude take a chill pill...it's going to be ok

separateunion · Post by **separateunion** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:25 pm

Don't over read into what I say. My last response (and this one) were made in the utmost of calm. Making a matter of fact statement does not imply defensiveness.

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:37 am

it's ok...

bakersfieldpethead · Post by **bakersfieldpethead** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:14 pm

ok back to this being a funny post.

A study showed that people who drink water, will die.

separateunion · Post by **separateunion** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 12:04 am

I read a study that says that everyone born will die. I suppose people should stop being born.

Jonathan · Post by **Jonathan** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:30 pm

Jason, shame on you for knowing things about drugs. I just don't think you are welcome in my sewing circle anymore.

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