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Big Questions
Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 1:17 am
by bakersfieldpethead
Do you see me?
Do you know me?
If I asked you to put Nair in your Hair and rub it around liberally, would you do it?
If I wanted to fly a kite would you stand out there so I could shoot a pellet gun at your Dog?
If my last meal was tomato soup, could I have seconds?
If space is cold, can we take a heater up there just to see if it works? Can we do that for me? I just want to see for myself.
If everyone wet their pants at the same time, who would forget about the Pizza in the oven?
Do you know me?
I am the idiot!
Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 8:33 am
by Edward
Do you have that Bakersfield respatory illness?
Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 11:37 am
by Enosh
Oh I know you alright! You're that guy who is still using the name I won from you fair and square years ago! There was a vote buddy!!
Wait, that's right. I remember now. I told you could keep it. That's cool. Nevermind.
by the way... It you've got the heater, I've got the rocket ship.
Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 4:18 pm
by Jonathan
I should point out that Nair works really well on cats.
Nair on Cats
Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:14 pm
by bakersfieldpethead
Really? Nair on Cats?
I thought that would be like trying to french kiss someone without any teeth. Sure it could happen, but something just dosn't feel right about it.
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:40 am
by Dan
and that's why ya don't smoke drugs kids...
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:09 am
by separateunion
danielaussie wrote:and that's why ya don't smoke drugs kids...
Well, considering most drugs aren't smoked, I'd say yes.
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:53 pm
by Dan
separateunion wrote:danielaussie wrote:and that's why ya don't smoke drugs kids...
Well, considering most drugs aren't smoked, I'd say yes.
Looks like we have a resident expert on drugs..
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:40 pm
by separateunion
It doesn't take an expert to know that most drugs are taken through snorting, swallowing or shot up with a needle. The only drug that's really smoked is marijuana.
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:25 pm
by Dan
dude take a chill pill...it's going to be ok
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:25 pm
by separateunion
Don't over read into what I say. My last response (and this one) were made in the utmost of calm. Making a matter of fact statement does not imply defensiveness.
Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:37 am
by Dan
it's ok...
ok
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:14 pm
by bakersfieldpethead
ok back to this being a funny post.
A study showed that people who drink water, will die.
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 12:04 am
by separateunion
I read a study that says that everyone born will die. I suppose people should stop being born.
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:30 pm
by Jonathan
Jason, shame on you for knowing things about drugs. I just don't think you are welcome in my sewing circle anymore.