The Petra Zone

Here are some more things I think about
Feel free to ask your own questions

1. You have buttons on a shirt and you have buttons on an electronic device; such as a stereo. So why do they call it �buttoning your buttons� on a shirt, but on a stereo they call it �Pushing a Button�? Maybe I�m weird but my grandpa calls the Remote Control to the TV �The Button.� Will someone help me please?

2. Isn�t it funny that John Schlitt was with a band called �Head East� before he joined a band called �Petra� which is a rock in the Middle East part of the World?

3. If the first day of a month falls on a Thursday, you can say that�s the first Friday before Monday, but only after Thursday and before Saturday. I�m taking Sunday off. Wednesday I close early but only if I show up late.

4. Who decided that cookies should be round? Why not square? Why not a triangle? And who�s the one that said �Oooh Chocolate Chips would go good in this cookie?� Who decided to call it Chocolate Chips? I mean do you see a potato anywhere in those things?

5. Why do they call it �Underwear� but they don�t call Pants and Shirts �Overwear?�

6. We laugh at people for peaing their pants on accident, yet we fail to realize that everyday we carry that stuff inside us wherever we go.

Have Fun
May your snow always be yellow and your windows always be squeaky...
that�s it just squeaky.

ERES UN TONTO STEVEN (you are a silly steven lol) YOU CRACK ME UP.

Geez, all those questions are way beyond my brain, way difficult to answer

I think I have lost it

I have a few questions of my own:

1. Have you ever had it???
2. Will you ever have it???
3. Are you going to ever have it??
4. Is it ever going to happen??
5. And what happens when it happens and you are gong to have it even though you've never had it???

I will reply to your post, only because i'm reply not two ply

1. I have
2. I might
3. I Should by all rights
4. I think so
5. Well if it happens, then what happens only should happen when whatever happens does. And if that happens I'll know what happens, but only if what happens, happens the way it should happen. Now if your going to be there when it happens I would think you would also know what happens when it happens but only when it happens and not when it doesn't happen. When it happens I'll have it.......did you happen to get that?

Well, it so happens that I happen to have it and since I happen to have it, it happened that I got it by happenstance. So I'm happy that I have happen to have gotten it.
Does this make any sense???

Yes, that happens to make a lot of sense

I just happend to be here again while you happend to post

The thing that happens when you have it, and only when you have it, then it happens again. So I think I happen to have whatever we happen to be talking about. If there happens to be an "it" then I got it! got it?

Ya know, all this kind of discussions make me feel like I`m at home

bakersfieldpethead wrote:
5. Well if it happens, then what happens only should happen when whatever happens does. And if that happens I'll know what happens, but only if what happens, happens the way it should happen. Now if your going to be there when it happens I would think you would also know what happens when it happens but only when it happens and not when it doesn't happen. When it happens I'll have it.......did you happen to get that?

ME DUELE LA CABEZA!!!!

I think Onny just said he has a headache Bakes.

Did I translate that right? Help me out Elo.

yes shell, that was correct, literally would be "my head hurts me"

Muy bien shell, who knows, we might talk in spanish some day

Hey Onny,

Don't feel bad, my head hurts too. I'm just not sure if it's because I am reading Bakersfield's posts, going to read Bakersfield's posts or having read Bakersfield's posts, or worse yet - answering to Bakersfield's posts, or thinking about an answer for Bakersfield's posts, deciding if I should post or not, deciding if I should even click on a post that Bakersfield made.....

Sheesh, there are so many options..........I got a headache just thinking about it......

SamScales wrote:Hey Onny,

Don't feel bad, my head hurts too. I'm just not sure if it's because I am reading Bakersfield's posts, going to read Bakersfield's posts or having read Bakersfield's posts, or worse yet - answering to Bakersfield's posts, or thinking about an answer for Bakersfield's posts, deciding if I should post or not, deciding if I should even click on a post that Bakersfield made.....

Sheesh, there are so many options..........I got a headache just thinking about it......

u just made it worse!!!!!!

It Happens

I don`t know why, but everytime I read Bakers posts I learn something new