The Petra Zone

I just wanted to take this time to introduce myself, the latest adversary to the Bakersfieldpethead! woohahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!

There will be no rock left unturned, no toenail unclipped, no pimple unpopped, no Petra album unlistened to, no rap video uncensored....... you get the idea until I get what I want from ole' Bakes!!!! MUhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

LONG LIVE THE FAKERSFIELDPETHEAD!!!!!!!!!

JAJAJAJAJAJAJA! This is the best thing I've seen in a long time....! Jejejeje!

LONG LIVE THE FAKERSFIELDPETHEAD!!!!!!!!!

And Bakersfield finally goes off the deep end, we all only knew it was a matter of time.

Okay, another loony to contend with.

I would say I'm looking forward to this, but that would probably be a mistake.

I think you have watched "Smallville" like a lot

OH NO!!!! now, who is gonna defend us???

(Steven, you suppose to say ME!!!! and then we will say "BAKERSFIELDPETHEAD!!" nad then you suppose to say "you guys didn`t count with my intelligence")

Did it sound familiar to you blodgett?

Relax
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I�m HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD ��.wait no wrong one

Oh here we go

NEVER FEAR, FOR I AM HERE ��.no that�s a little overboard

Oh ok, maybe this one

TA DA ������oh wait that was all wrong

I got it

When all of the sudden out of the phone booth jumps out�..BAKERSFIELDPETHEAD but he realizes he forgot his pants, so he runs back in and then jumps back with his pants on.

BAKERSFIELDPETHEAD Will Defeat this infamous dude!!!
If you don�t want your pimples popped, then you don�t have to have them popped. Keep your pimples the way you want them, I�m here to defend your pimples��.oh and you too.

LONG STINKIN' LIVE THE BAKERSFIELDPETHEAD

Ok, first I wanna know WHO's real identity FAKERSfieldPethead is!! I mean, I'm not gonna take anyone serious unless we know who we are dealing with here.

By the way, I'm glad that you are here to defend my pimples, bakers!
Gosh, what would I do without you!!!

.........and then again............I think we all lost it.............

........and then again.............gosh, it feels good to laff at stupid stuff to
the point my gut hurts! I'm looking forward to these posts. They are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get.

Who am I? Sam Scales. you question who I am?

I am the dustpan that sits in the corner!
I am the yogurt you left out of the fridge overnight!
I am the hot sauce on your burrito!
I am the noise you hear when you've had too many burritos with hot sauce!
I am that one little piece of fingernail that you just can't clip, so you try to bite it and accedentally rip half the nail off!
I am the dutchoven of the night!!!!!

I am the Fakersfieldpethead!!!!!!!!!!

And don't you forget it missy...

My identity is just that! Don't be so sure of yourself Elo!!!

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Your Pimples are mine now!!!! Not even good ole bakes can save you from the wet willy that is The Fakersfieldpethead!!!!!

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Dude, we should totally team up to defeat this guy!!!!!

This guy's good. It will take our combined strength Bakersfieldpethead!!!

Hey Elo! you say the magic words! NO CONTABAN CON MI ASTUCIA!

--OH NO!!!! now, who is gonna defend us??? (Steven, you suppose to say ME!!!! and then we will say "BAKERSFIELDPETHEAD!!" nad then you suppose to say "you guys didn`t count with my intelligence--

Do you remember The Simpsons? There's a cartoon: a man with costume of a bee! In M�xico exist an actor in tv who plays a caracter who is the base of that cartoon: EL CHAPULIN COLORADO! oh God, is a classic!

BAKERSFIELDPETHEAD is just like the Chapulin colorado?

(i feel like a little kid)......is this your idea of teaming up?

There for Bakersfieldpethad will team up with enosh to defeat this infamous dude!

The new PETHEAD JUSTICE LEAGUE; as if we have nothing better to do.

I can't still help but think who this Fake might be.

Save your nails to bite on, in another message board fakersfield.....you're going down!!!!

ELo: EL CHAPULIN COLORADO!!!!!

Steven: I better keep my lips shut on this matter... U'R GONE TO FAR!!!!!!

P.S. can I be part of the Leage??

I`m like COMPLETELLY sure that fakersfieldpethead is either steven (with a personality disorder) or Enosh (that made a plan to destroy Bakersfieldpethead and sooner or later will reveal himself.

YEYE BLODGETT, I LOVE CHAPULIN COLORADO, THE LATINAMERICA HERO!!!