The Petra Zone

Hands of Time!!!


A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,

"What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.

Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
life."

"Where's Kerry's clock?" asked the man.
"Kerry's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.

who`s kerry???????

He's a wonderful person running for president. Hahahahahahahaha. Cute joke, I've heard that one but it was Clinton instead of Kerry.

LOLOL!!!!!!! i will use it if you guysdon`t mind and i`ll put my president`s name on it hahahahahaha.

Two hydrogen atoms were walking down the street. One says to the other, "I just lost an electron!" The other one says, "Are you sure??" The first one says, "Yes, I'm positive!"

DUH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i love this sily jokes LOLOL

Yea but Bill Clinton's could be used as a turbofan jet engine.