The Petra Zone

I share, I share a pair
A pair of underwear

Underwear on a night light,
Sure it�s on but is it bright?

I�m in pain, no strain,
For I have diarrhea,
And I can�t get the cat out of the bathroom
No time I can�t find my robe on this dreary but sickly night

No time, what time?
I am lost will out potato chips
And My Diet Coke has run out � out � out into the night
Where you can�t see me for I am as clear as spit

Meeeowww
Good Day
Ruff Ruff
Chirp chirp
[[[GONG]]]]

Idiot has broke his silence
Everyone east a slice of apple pie, call me in the morning
If you�re still smart by next week, you�re a gonner

He's baaack. Maybe I should be scared. Hahahahahaha. Where have you been young man?

Oh, and go back to bed.

Well, there you are!!! About time. My gosh, I was going into writer's
block and here you got more material for me! ALLRIGHT, I don't haveta worry how to finish my next CD!!!

Oh, yeah, and I'm supposed to tell all you guys on the zone that bakers can't always be on the puter cos he's really busy and time doesn't always allow him to post.

WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I let him out of the cage I had him in! You have to be careful when you capture someone that you make sure there are holes in the side of the box for air. Sorry Bakes!

LONG LIVE THE FAKERSFIELD PETHEAD!!!!!!!

It will never loose it's ring will it?

We knew it!!! Fakers was holding him hostage. Hahahahahahahaha.

Oh, and I was supposed to let you guys know...I got an e-mail from Susannah, her computer has been down, but she said to tell everyone hi.

See? I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I knew you had him captive I knew it all the time.

Oh, nooo Susannah got caught in the middle and she was kidnapped
and held hostage by Fakersfield too !!!!!!! Wonder how big of boxes he uses to keep everyone in......

But then again, maybe he infiltrated her computer........

Gosh, I've missed the Bakers-Fakers wars........

Oh Susannah oh don't you cry for me. Cause I come from Alabama with my banjo on my knee!!!!!!!

HAHA! I do miss the pleasant proceedings given from I, "The Fakerfield Pethead and good ole Bakes. He left so soon after my appearance that I never was really able take it to the next level!

Sam, if you really want to know how big those boxes are I can arrange a personal tour for you. Only thing is you may not find your way out!!!!

muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Long Live...you know the rest.

Sure, I'll be glad to take the tour. But I'm not worried about not finding my way out. If I'm tired of looking around and I can't find the door I'll just sing a few high notes and it'll burst wide open......

Hey, have you checked with your manager about that?

Yeah Sam,

That would be like doing a concert for free, and you can't do that now. This is business. haha!

But... if she doesn't yodel, Greta might pour smelt-flavored pudding on her head!









achoo

You better watch out Sue, your artist and Enosh are making plans without you.

Oh, my.......that's right!!! I haven't checked with my manager yet if I can take a box tour or not. Oh, well, I can always charge to sing in the box, maybe jodeling might be a switch of pace. But then my bookie would get mad at me cos she wants me to keep doing rock. She almost freaked out when I told her that the next album may be more on the contemporary side.........SIGH. Just can't please everyone.
Guess I could get with Elaine and do rackgrass!! Now THAT would be the sound of the next century!

SamScales wrote:I haven't checked with my manager yet if I can take a box tour or not.

My advice: come out of the box!